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Chaos God of disease, decay and [[weeaboo|filth]]. He is the only Chaos God with the power of Love. He promises freedom from pain, and the gift of life eternal.  And choking bitches.
Chaos God of disease, decay and [[weeaboo|filth]]. He is the only Chaos God with the power of Love. He promises freedom from pain, and the gift of life eternal.  And choking bitches.


Nurgle's chosen are the Plague Marines, who have willingly accepted his myriad plagues, turning them into shambling, bloated zombie-like things that feel no pain. He gets along okay with [[Khorne]] (presumably because his marines are also pretty tough, and the Honor of Warriors/Love of Family thing is close enough) and hates [[Slaanesh]] because Nurgle dreams of becoming a real boy one day. He gets along with [[Tzeentch]], though he is nerdy and annoying, Nurgle has designed bird flu, and when Tzeentch next time mentions that Nurgle needs exercise, that´ll be his last. And then the Nurgle is the one laughing!
Nurgle's chosen are the Plague Marines, who have willingly accepted his myriad plagues, turning them into shambling, bloated zombie-like things that feel no pain. He gets along okay with [[Khorne]] (presumably because his marines are also pretty tough, and the Honor of Warriors/Love of Family thing is close enough) and hates [[Slaanesh]] because while Khorne embodies the external expression of force and emotion, Slaanesh embodies the internal expression. He loathes [[Tzeentch]], because all of the bird-boy's planning will come to naught in the end when all decays and falls apart. ''NOTHING, we say! Nothing!''


Wait, where were we?
Wait, where were we?
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Nurgle's followers refer to him as Papa Nurgle, and usually paint their armor in snotty greens, dookie browns, or biley yellow. Most often greens, though.
Nurgle's followers refer to him as Papa Nurgle, and usually paint their armor in snotty greens, dookie browns, or biley yellow. Most often greens, though.


Nurgle is Hero of all fa/tg/uys; disgusting, [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Isha yet getting laid . Really! Wikipedia really!]
Nurgle is Hero of all fa/tg/us; disgusting, [http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Isha yet getting laid . Really! Wikipedia really!]


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Image:Loli-daemonette_(11).jpg|Nurgle also has daemonettes. Too bad they all have chlamydia.
Image:Loli-daemonette_(11).jpg|Nurgle also has daemonettes. Too bad they all have chlamydia.
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Image:Loli-daemonette_(20).jpg|Awwww...i mean...yuck
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Image:GreatUncleanOne.jpg|Greater daemon of Nurgle, the Great Unclean One
Image:GreatUncleanOne.jpg|Greater daemon of Nurgle, the Great Unclean One

Revision as of 10:01, 21 June 2009

Grandfather Nurgle loves all of his Children.

Chaos God of disease, decay and filth. He is the only Chaos God with the power of Love. He promises freedom from pain, and the gift of life eternal. And choking bitches.

Nurgle's chosen are the Plague Marines, who have willingly accepted his myriad plagues, turning them into shambling, bloated zombie-like things that feel no pain. He gets along okay with Khorne (presumably because his marines are also pretty tough, and the Honor of Warriors/Love of Family thing is close enough) and hates Slaanesh because while Khorne embodies the external expression of force and emotion, Slaanesh embodies the internal expression. He loathes Tzeentch, because all of the bird-boy's planning will come to naught in the end when all decays and falls apart. NOTHING, we say! Nothing!

Wait, where were we?

Nurgle's followers refer to him as Papa Nurgle, and usually paint their armor in snotty greens, dookie browns, or biley yellow. Most often greens, though.

Nurgle is Hero of all fa/tg/us; disgusting, yet getting laid . Really! Wikipedia really!

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