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'''Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication''' - | '''Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication''' - makes orge/halfling crossbreeding a reality. (materials:Lard or animal fat) | ||
'''Alter Breasts''' - anything from A to double D, on any gender | '''Alter Breasts''' - anything from A to double D, on any gender. | ||
'''Change Orientation''' - a spell feared by macho barbarians and | '''Change Orientation''' - a spell feared by macho barbarians and fighters alike. | ||
'''Clothes to | '''Clothes to chocolate,cream or oil''' - for some reason the farmers union hates people using this spell. | ||
'''Dirk's impressive tool''' - illusion that make his tool seem "enormous" and " beautiful". and makes people tell their | '''Dirk's impressive tool''' - illusion that make his tool seem "enormous" and " beautiful". and makes people tell their friends about it. (material:A sausage) | ||
'''Hypnotic Rump''' - "renders the casters buttocks fascinating beyond belief" | '''Hypnotic Rump''' - "renders the casters buttocks fascinating beyond belief". | ||
'''locate clitoris''' - nothing funny, | '''locate clitoris''' - nothing funny, probably useful. | ||
'''morning wood''' - | '''morning wood''' - lets you store you morning wood for later use. | ||
'''Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer''' - "spooge production that would make a titan proud" | '''Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer''' - "spooge production that would make a titan proud". | ||
'''Night Visitor''' - target gets a visit in the night. he wont get any benefits from sleeping ( | '''Night Visitor''' - target gets a visit in the night. he wont get any benefits from sleeping. (materials:A feather and a piece of cheese... that's right) | ||
'''Prismatic Chastity Belt''' - you suffer fire, acid, lightning, | '''Prismatic Chastity Belt''' - you suffer fire, acid, lightning, poison damage,get turned to stone and teleported to another plane. | ||
'''Protection from Mingers''' - makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you | '''Protection from Mingers''' - makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you. | ||
'''Vinegar stokes''' - give people the sensation of being stuck right before | '''Vinegar stokes''' - give people the sensation of being stuck right before orgasm, they can defend but not move or cast spells. a good way to escape. | ||
''' | '''summon sex partner''' - force the summoned creature to service you... there's a warning about meeting said creature outside of the spell. | ||
'''Power word: orgasm''' - first no save.stuns the creature somewhere between 1d6 to 3d6 depending on constitution.Also a good but messy way to escape from battle. | |||
== New prestige classes == | == New prestige classes == | ||
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Though being a semi perverse erorpg, that i cant see anyone playing IRL. Nymphology is still however quite lulzy.
New Spells
Baykdoyre’s Ultimate Lubrication - makes orge/halfling crossbreeding a reality. (materials:Lard or animal fat)
Alter Breasts - anything from A to double D, on any gender.
Change Orientation - a spell feared by macho barbarians and fighters alike.
Clothes to chocolate,cream or oil - for some reason the farmers union hates people using this spell.
Dirk's impressive tool - illusion that make his tool seem "enormous" and " beautiful". and makes people tell their friends about it. (material:A sausage)
Hypnotic Rump - "renders the casters buttocks fascinating beyond belief".
locate clitoris - nothing funny, probably useful.
morning wood - lets you store you morning wood for later use.
Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer - "spooge production that would make a titan proud".
Night Visitor - target gets a visit in the night. he wont get any benefits from sleeping. (materials:A feather and a piece of cheese... that's right)
Prismatic Chastity Belt - you suffer fire, acid, lightning, poison damage,get turned to stone and teleported to another plane.
Protection from Mingers - makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you.
Vinegar stokes - give people the sensation of being stuck right before orgasm, they can defend but not move or cast spells. a good way to escape.
summon sex partner - force the summoned creature to service you... there's a warning about meeting said creature outside of the spell.
Power word: orgasm - first no save.stuns the creature somewhere between 1d6 to 3d6 depending on constitution.Also a good but messy way to escape from battle.
New prestige classes
Agony Mage: a mage that is good at guessing what you like, and has the power to give it to you. and has a funny feat called "blameless". That make the guards search for other suspects even if you are cought in the crime.
Mystic Pimp: a guy who summons thing you can fap to... that about it. okay he is street wise, have a feat that tells him you orientation and fetishs, and lastly can get permant summons.
Seducer: a person that can seduce anyone that is physicaly capable or not dead. (dont know about golems and elementals. but she could seduce a god with some luck)
peeping scryer: he peeps that it. also have a feat called "Never forget an Arse" making him able to identify his peeping victims
some extras where also added to the skills such as
Alchemy: Orcish fly, Lubricant jelly, delouser and hot flush
Concentration: added rules for casting spells while doing it, and the holding off orgasmen via concentration. also fighting naked amazons is now the bane of wizard concentraion checks.
Perform: can give bonus's to oral and pole dancing
new items
Pop up porksword: club with a catch on the handle, hitting it makes a 12 inch section spring out, that wobbles back and forth. acts as a +1 weopen but anything that touch's the sword is effected by power word: orgasm. charge a orc camp and pummel them into submission, imagine duel wielding two of those.
Cock rings: includes rings of quantity, girth and penetrations... best left to the imagination. also i wonder if normal rings could be fitted down there too.
Bag of fondling: put a something inside it and the bag will massage it.
carved monkey of spanking: a statue that comes to life, spanking it make the user immune to sex effects for 24 hours
magic chastity belt:
-the basic ones come with "arcane lock", some alarm the one who fittet it, if someone try's removing it.
-some bestow curses
-the toasting chastity belt cast burning hands on the interloper's crotch.
-shrivels chastity belt targets member and inflict 15d8 damage,
-the guardian belt that summons a guardian that apper's with a loud "ahem" before attacking.
Dayn's instant whorehouse: a small cube that becomes a 40ft quare, 10 foot high wooden whorehouse with an orge bouncer and 2-8 host/hostess of the owners preference. it is described how people that damage if cought in the expanding house, leading me to imagine it being trown like a grenade... that would be a end to the BBEG
Jockstrap of impressive lunchbox: a jockstrap that probes the mind of nearby females, forming the size that is most appealing to them. (do not use when around pixies)
Sexy sheets: that makes you users sexier, and are also self cleaning
New creatures
Colossal Gay Al: a gaint tyrannosaur, thats brightly colored, have a good singing voice and drink enormous cocktails.
feel free to correct, add or delete it all if it breachs copyright (but please note it under discussion)