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In warhammer fantasy Orion is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, the husband of Isha: elven goddess of healing, the incarnate of [[Kurnous]] and lord of Athel Loren. | In warhammer fantasy Orion is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, the husband of Isha: elven goddess of healing, the incarnate of [[Kurnous]] and lord of Athel Loren. | ||
He | He dies every winter, only to be reborn anew in the spring. | ||
==[[Total War: WARHAMMER]]== | ==[[Total War: WARHAMMER]]== | ||
He is portrayed and played by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for beastmen and bretonnia (especially the Carcassonne faction who lives on Athel Loren's doorstep). | He is portrayed and played by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for beastmen and bretonnia (especially the Carcassonne faction who lives on Athel Loren's doorstep). | ||
He is a giant of an Elf, probably the buffest elf ever exist(since all elves looks like skinny | He is a giant of an Elf, probably the buffest elf ever exist(since all elves looks like skinny bitches) and as such counts as a monster unit. He also has antlers and deer hooves, making him a non-chaos elf [[beastmen]]. Just try not to mention it in front off him, else he'll make you eat hoof. | ||
In battle, he | In battle, he wields his magical throwing spear which reappears after each throw. He throws it with such strength it becomes as devastating as a frigging bolt thrower: fucking obliterating his targets so hard that limbs and blood fly everywhere. For his other legendary gear, he has the cloak of Isha, which makes up for his lack of armor by letting him regain his health. Finally, he carries his wild hunt horn which increases the charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he uses it. His two hounds from the tabletop version appear in the form of aoe spells, not as a unit unfortunately. He can also summon arrow barrage from above like a certain lore of metal spell. | ||
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"You go out in public and it's a fucking embarrassment to me. You look like a fucking incest-faggot-druchii in heat and if you get raped by a pack of goatfuckers, it will be your fault"
- – Orion to Ariel, right after Ariel was taught a bit of dark magic and spared morathi for it
"Fucking horn-fuckers... the chaos-goat-shit are responsible for all the wars in the world... Are you a goat?"
- – Orion, angry about the Beastmen
In warhammer fantasy Orion is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World, the husband of Isha: elven goddess of healing, the incarnate of Kurnous and lord of Athel Loren. He dies every winter, only to be reborn anew in the spring.
Total War: WARHAMMER
He is portrayed and played by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for beastmen and bretonnia (especially the Carcassonne faction who lives on Athel Loren's doorstep).
He is a giant of an Elf, probably the buffest elf ever exist(since all elves looks like skinny bitches) and as such counts as a monster unit. He also has antlers and deer hooves, making him a non-chaos elf beastmen. Just try not to mention it in front off him, else he'll make you eat hoof.
In battle, he wields his magical throwing spear which reappears after each throw. He throws it with such strength it becomes as devastating as a frigging bolt thrower: fucking obliterating his targets so hard that limbs and blood fly everywhere. For his other legendary gear, he has the cloak of Isha, which makes up for his lack of armor by letting him regain his health. Finally, he carries his wild hunt horn which increases the charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he uses it. His two hounds from the tabletop version appear in the form of aoe spells, not as a unit unfortunately. He can also summon arrow barrage from above like a certain lore of metal spell.