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{{topquote|Fucking horn-fuckers... | {{topquote|Fucking horn-fuckers... Chaos goatshit are responsible for all the wars in the world.|Orion, angry about the Beastmen}} | ||
Orion is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World and is the husband of [[Isha]], is the incarnate of [[Kurnous]], and the lord of Athel Loren. | |||
He dies every winter, only to be reborn anew in the spring. | He dies every winter, only to be reborn anew in the spring. | ||
==[[Total War: WARHAMMER]]== | ==[[Total War: WARHAMMER]]== | ||
He is portrayed by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for | He is portrayed by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for Beastmen and Bretonnia (especially the Carcassonne faction who lives on Athel Loren's doorstep). | ||
He is a giant of an Elf | He is a giant of an Elf. Probably the beefiest Wood Elf ever exist(Which isn't saying much since all elves are skinny fucks anyway) and apparently counts as a monster unit because of this. He also has antlers and deer hooves, making him a non-Chaos elf [[beastman]]. Just try not to mention it in front of him, or he'll stick his hoof so far up your ass you'll start to taste it. | ||
In battle, he wields his magical | In battle, he wields his magical spear which reappears after each throw. He throws it with such force that it becomes as devastating as a fucking bolt thrower: absolutely [[Rape|obliterating]] his targets so hard that they instagib. For his other legendary gear, he has the Cloak of Isha, which makes up for his lack of armor by letting him regain his health. He also carries his wild hunt horn which increases the charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he uses it. His two hounds from tabletop appear in the form of aoe spells, not as a unit unfortunately. He can also summon a barrage of arrows from above like a certain lore of metal spell. | ||
[[Category:Wood Elves]] | [[Category:Wood Elves]] | ||
Revision as of 06:10, 2 June 2020
"Fucking horn-fuckers... Chaos goatshit are responsible for all the wars in the world."
- – Orion, angry about the Beastmen
Orion is the ruler of the Wood Elves in the Old World and is the husband of Isha, is the incarnate of Kurnous, and the lord of Athel Loren. He dies every winter, only to be reborn anew in the spring.
Total War: WARHAMMER
He is portrayed by Mel Gibson with a hate boner for Beastmen and Bretonnia (especially the Carcassonne faction who lives on Athel Loren's doorstep).
He is a giant of an Elf. Probably the beefiest Wood Elf ever exist(Which isn't saying much since all elves are skinny fucks anyway) and apparently counts as a monster unit because of this. He also has antlers and deer hooves, making him a non-Chaos elf beastman. Just try not to mention it in front of him, or he'll stick his hoof so far up your ass you'll start to taste it.
In battle, he wields his magical spear which reappears after each throw. He throws it with such force that it becomes as devastating as a fucking bolt thrower: absolutely obliterating his targets so hard that they instagib. For his other legendary gear, he has the Cloak of Isha, which makes up for his lack of armor by letting him regain his health. He also carries his wild hunt horn which increases the charge bonus and speed of all his units whenever he uses it. His two hounds from tabletop appear in the form of aoe spells, not as a unit unfortunately. He can also summon a barrage of arrows from above like a certain lore of metal spell.