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He also lived on [[Earth|Holy Terra]] for a few years, as well as having an absolutely ridiculous amount of plot armour.
He also lived on [[Earth|Holy Terra]] for a few years, as well as having an absolutely ridiculous amount of plot armour.


== THE BOOKS ==
==The Books==
Space Wolf: This book basically covers everything a SPEHSS wolf goes through to become awesomesauce genetic super soldier. Book starts out when Ragnar was still a Viking. All his peoples worship Russ and the EMPRAH. Some tribe his guys pissed off years before rock up, still pretty pissed. Keep in mind Ragnar was raised by his dad. He has some sexy time with a viking chick. then some big awesome battle. his dad dies. This causes ragnar to go batshit and kill heaps of people. SPESS wolves rock up, choose him and the guy who killed him, called strybjorn or something. He gets inducted, some drill sergeant called Hakon yells at them.
In his first assignment, him and his buds single handedly stop a chaos invasion using nothing but plot armour and Ragnar kills a KAOSSS sorceres called Madox, who contains massive amounts of JUST AS PLANNED.


Ragnars Claw: Some bud of the great wolfs (who is an inquisitor?) shows up and tells him he needs help to rebuild an amulet. Some kind of love interest psyker. conveniently dies to imprison a Greater daemon of nurgle, think hes called Botchulaz. Also, Ragnar gets pissed on by a drunk ork.
'''Space Wolf:''' This book covers everything about the recruitment and training of the Space Wolves, as seen through the perspective of Ragnar. It starts with Ragnar still a [[Fenris]]ian tribesman. After some [[viking]]-related escapades (including the death of his father and sexy time with a viking chick), Ragnar goes batshit insane and kills tons of rival tribesmen. This causes the Wolf Priests to show up and recruit him. Then a drill sergeant named Hakon yells at him a lot. The book concludes with his first assignment as a Space Wolf, in which he and his buddies stop a [[Chaos]] invasion single-handedly, using nothing but plot armour. Ragnar even kills a [[Chaos Sorcerer]] named Madox.


Grey Hunter:The thousand sons decide to show up and defile some sacred space wolves planet.
'''Ragnar's Claw:''' A friend/ally of the Great Wolves (who is, inexplicably, an Inquisitor) shows up and tells Ragnar to help rebuild an amulet. A love interest (who happens to be a [[psyker]]) dies to imprison a [[Great Daemon]] of [[Nurgle]]. Entertainingly, Ragnar gets pissed on by a drunk [[Ork]].
naturally everyone gets pissed. Ragnars good buddy Sven gets cut up real bad. Due to his plot armour Ragnar kills Madox again and throws the spear of Russ through A Daemon primarchs eye (Magnus).


Wolfblade: Ragnar gets banished for a bit to the wolfblade who protect a navigator house called belisarius. That was probably because he threw the wolves most sacred relic into the damn warp.
'''Grey Hunter:''' The [[Thousand Sons]] decide to repay the [[Space Wolves]] for [[Prospero]] by defiling a sacred planet. Naturally, this pisses off the Wolves. Due to his plot armour, Ragnar kills Madox (again) before throwing the spear of [[Leman Russ]] through the eye of [[Magnus]] (yes, [[Daemon Primarch]] Magnus).
A lot of dicking around on terra and massive amounts of JUST AS PLANNED. Also Haegr and torin
Haegr is a fatass but hilarious and Torin does more dicking around than a fucking ELFdar.


Sons of Fenris: Some promethium filled deathworld called Hyades. Lots of JUST AS PLANNED and dicking around in the jungle. some dudes get killed. A war between the dark angels (pussies) and some balls of steel PDF troopers.  
'''Wolfblade:''' Ragnar is banished (but only for a little while) and forced to protect a [[Navigator]] house named Belisarius. Why? Because he threw the most sacred relic of the Wolves into the Throne-damned [[Warp]]. This leads to much dicking about on Terra as well as massive amounts of [[just as planned]].  


Wolfs Honour: More Inquisitors, some daemon mirror worlds, WULFEN. Also place called Charys thats going to get BLAMMED. Getting lost, more dicking around and stealing the spear of Russ back. Ragnar pisses on Magnuses years of JUST AS PLANNED and makes some NOT AS PLANNED!!!1!1!
'''Sons of Fenris:''' There's a war between the [[Dark Angels]] and some balls-of-steel PDF troopers on a [[promethium]]-filled [[Death World]] called Hyades. Ragnar gets involved in some [[just as planned]] in the jungle.
 
'''Wolf's Honour:''' There's more Inquisitors, some [[Daemon worlds]], [[Wulfen]], and a planet called Charys that's going to get BLAMmed. Basically, Ragnar tries to steal the spear of Russ back and, in doing so, pisses on centuries of Magnus' [[just as planned]].


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Ragnar Blackmane, also called the Young King, the Gifted One, or the Allslayer, is a goddamn beserker killer werewolf of the Space Wolves Chapter.

Somewhat uniquely, he also has six different books, which don't necessarily fall into a particular series. Four of these were written by William King (of Gotrek & Felix fame), while the other two were written by "Lee Lightner," a pseudonym for two separate guys.

He also lived on Holy Terra for a few years, as well as having an absolutely ridiculous amount of plot armour.

The Books

Space Wolf: This book covers everything about the recruitment and training of the Space Wolves, as seen through the perspective of Ragnar. It starts with Ragnar still a Fenrisian tribesman. After some viking-related escapades (including the death of his father and sexy time with a viking chick), Ragnar goes batshit insane and kills tons of rival tribesmen. This causes the Wolf Priests to show up and recruit him. Then a drill sergeant named Hakon yells at him a lot. The book concludes with his first assignment as a Space Wolf, in which he and his buddies stop a Chaos invasion single-handedly, using nothing but plot armour. Ragnar even kills a Chaos Sorcerer named Madox.

Ragnar's Claw: A friend/ally of the Great Wolves (who is, inexplicably, an Inquisitor) shows up and tells Ragnar to help rebuild an amulet. A love interest (who happens to be a psyker) dies to imprison a Great Daemon of Nurgle. Entertainingly, Ragnar gets pissed on by a drunk Ork.

Grey Hunter: The Thousand Sons decide to repay the Space Wolves for Prospero by defiling a sacred planet. Naturally, this pisses off the Wolves. Due to his plot armour, Ragnar kills Madox (again) before throwing the spear of Leman Russ through the eye of Magnus (yes, Daemon Primarch Magnus).

Wolfblade: Ragnar is banished (but only for a little while) and forced to protect a Navigator house named Belisarius. Why? Because he threw the most sacred relic of the Wolves into the Throne-damned Warp. This leads to much dicking about on Terra as well as massive amounts of just as planned.

Sons of Fenris: There's a war between the Dark Angels and some balls-of-steel PDF troopers on a promethium-filled Death World called Hyades. Ragnar gets involved in some just as planned in the jungle.

Wolf's Honour: There's more Inquisitors, some Daemon worlds, Wulfen, and a planet called Charys that's going to get BLAMmed. Basically, Ragnar tries to steal the spear of Russ back and, in doing so, pisses on centuries of Magnus' just as planned.

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