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Roboute Guilliman (A.K.A.: Rowboat Girlyman) is the primarch of the [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]]. He crash landed on Maccragge as an infant, and as a result of the head trauma suffered massive brain damage and severely inflated his ego which only Commander [[Dante]] could rival. It is said, of the primarchs, only Guilliman was retarded. He did, however, have a very large ego, and demanded that everyone who talked to him call him their spiritual liege. That being the only entry requirement to join the Ultramarines legion at the time, many thought it a fair trade for power armor. During the Horus Hersey, he was tricked by Horus with the promise of a shiny penny into deploying his legion into the middle of nowhere, and came back to find everybody else was dead, where his only comment upon arriving was "oops". | Roboute Guilliman (A.K.A.: Rowboat Girlyman) is the primarch of the [[Ultramarines|Ultrasmurfs]]. He crash landed on Maccragge as an infant, and as a result of the head trauma suffered massive brain damage and severely inflated his ego which only Commander [[Dante]] could rival. It is said, of the primarchs, only Guilliman was retarded. He did, however, have a very large ego, and demanded that everyone who talked to him call him their spiritual liege. That being the only entry requirement to join the Ultramarines legion at the time, many thought it a fair trade for power armor. During the Horus Hersey, he was tricked by Horus with the promise of a shiny penny into deploying his legion into the middle of nowhere, and came back to find everybody else on Terra was dead, where his only comment upon arriving was "oops". | ||
The few scattered space marine legions that were left, were in no condition to protect the Imperium as their ranks were either dead or defected to Chaos, so the Ultramarines was virtually the only chapter left to supplement the other chapters. After a hard day's thinking, Guilliman realized that all existence rested on his shoulders....we don't know exactly why but that's retardation for you, which explains today's Grimdarkiness. He quickly grew confused by this effort and sat down and made a coloring book, now known as the Codex Astartes. However, its brilliance as a book is only because Creed went back in time to ghost write it for him. His throat was sliced by [[Fulgrim]] with a poisoned knife which should have killed him, or at least, should have been killed, but Guilliman has yet to realize that poison kills you, and so he spends his days frozen in place, trying to remember which ninja turtle is which. | The few scattered space marine legions that were left, were in no condition to protect the Imperium as their ranks were either dead or defected to Chaos, so the Ultramarines was virtually the only chapter left to supplement the other chapters. After a hard day's thinking, Guilliman realized that all existence rested on his shoulders....we don't know exactly why but that's retardation for you, which explains today's Grimdarkiness. He quickly grew confused by this effort and sat down and made a coloring book, now known as the Codex Astartes. However, its brilliance as a book is only because Creed went back in time to ghost write it for him. His throat was sliced by [[Fulgrim]] with a poisoned knife which should have killed him, or at least, should have been killed, but Guilliman has yet to realize that poison kills you, and so he spends his days frozen in place, trying to remember which ninja turtle is which. | ||
Revision as of 05:29, 10 December 2010
Roboute Guilliman (A.K.A.: Rowboat Girlyman) is the primarch of the Ultrasmurfs. He crash landed on Maccragge as an infant, and as a result of the head trauma suffered massive brain damage and severely inflated his ego which only Commander Dante could rival. It is said, of the primarchs, only Guilliman was retarded. He did, however, have a very large ego, and demanded that everyone who talked to him call him their spiritual liege. That being the only entry requirement to join the Ultramarines legion at the time, many thought it a fair trade for power armor. During the Horus Hersey, he was tricked by Horus with the promise of a shiny penny into deploying his legion into the middle of nowhere, and came back to find everybody else on Terra was dead, where his only comment upon arriving was "oops".
The few scattered space marine legions that were left, were in no condition to protect the Imperium as their ranks were either dead or defected to Chaos, so the Ultramarines was virtually the only chapter left to supplement the other chapters. After a hard day's thinking, Guilliman realized that all existence rested on his shoulders....we don't know exactly why but that's retardation for you, which explains today's Grimdarkiness. He quickly grew confused by this effort and sat down and made a coloring book, now known as the Codex Astartes. However, its brilliance as a book is only because Creed went back in time to ghost write it for him. His throat was sliced by Fulgrim with a poisoned knife which should have killed him, or at least, should have been killed, but Guilliman has yet to realize that poison kills you, and so he spends his days frozen in place, trying to remember which ninja turtle is which.
Matt Ward had a hard-on for Guilliman due to daddy issues, so he went all historical revision on his ass, and made him into the genius we think we know today.