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Should a [[neckbeard]] like you ever leave your basement, it's incredibly important for them to make sure their blossoming social life. Without the parasitic relationship of one loser to another, it's virtually guaranteed that you will go back to /tg/ and complain. Therefore, it is of upmost importance for you to scream the same five seconds of The Immigrant Song over and over again near large groups of people. Any strange looks you receive are basically an invitation for you to continue the ceremony, at which point you should also begin slow-jerking and winking. Don't be afraid if someone puts a faux-phone to their ear; this is a sure sign that it's working, and that you should carry on with the karate chops and moonwalks. Those who begin singing along or dancing but not hipthrusting clearly have fudged the Acknowledgment Gesture and should be shunned. | Should a [[neckbeard]] like you ever leave your basement, it's incredibly important for them to make sure their blossoming social life. Without the parasitic relationship of one loser to another, it's virtually guaranteed that you will go back to /tg/ and complain. Therefore, it is of upmost importance for you to scream the same five seconds of The Immigrant Song over and over again near large groups of people. Any strange looks you receive are basically an invitation for you to continue the ceremony, at which point you should also begin slow-jerking and winking. Don't be afraid if someone puts a faux-phone to their ear; this is a sure sign that it's working, and that you should carry on with the karate chops and moonwalks. Those who begin singing along or dancing but not hipthrusting clearly have fudged the Acknowledgment Gesture and should be shunned. | ||
With your new neckbeard friend, you will be free to rage at eachother, love [[skub]], and play erotic RPGs without little things like the Internet in your way. | With your new neckbeard friend, you will be free to rage at eachother, <s>love</s> hate [[skub]], and play erotic RPGs without little things like the Internet in your way. | ||
Revision as of 03:47, 17 May 2010
Should a neckbeard like you ever leave your basement, it's incredibly important for them to make sure their blossoming social life. Without the parasitic relationship of one loser to another, it's virtually guaranteed that you will go back to /tg/ and complain. Therefore, it is of upmost importance for you to scream the same five seconds of The Immigrant Song over and over again near large groups of people. Any strange looks you receive are basically an invitation for you to continue the ceremony, at which point you should also begin slow-jerking and winking. Don't be afraid if someone puts a faux-phone to their ear; this is a sure sign that it's working, and that you should carry on with the karate chops and moonwalks. Those who begin singing along or dancing but not hipthrusting clearly have fudged the Acknowledgment Gesture and should be shunned.
With your new neckbeard friend, you will be free to rage at eachother, love hate skub, and play erotic RPGs without little things like the Internet in your way.