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[[Image:Sergal_(20).jpg|thumb|Two Northern Sergals take on a Southern Sergal.]]
[[Image:Sergal_(20).jpg|thumb|Two Northern Sergals take on a Southern Sergal.]]


Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry named Trancy Mick (or "Mick39" these days). She gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture, and most infamously, a tongue-like clitoral hood. 4chan found them and immediately determined its true purpose: '''raping.''' This caught on in 4chan and spread across the internet, causing distress to the original artist. She responded by removing it in subsequent illustrations, and even giving the females breasts, which only made them more furry. Perhaps realizing there was no winning, she gave up and returned them to their original design. She has stated in hilariously broken English that the clit-hood-tongue is used to "guide the penis" (so she can pin a male down and rape them without taking a hand off him, gotta aim the dick you know). Reading her thoughts on this (or any) subject is described as both horrible and strangely fascinating.
Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry named Trancy Mick (or "Mick39" these days). She gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture.


Sergals enjoy murder, violence, cannibalism, invoking fear in their enemies, and consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. The most popular Sergal is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(film) shape-shifting abilities.]At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.
Sergals enjoy murder, violence, cannibalism, invoking fear in their enemies. The most popular Sergal is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(film) shape-shifting abilities.]At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.
 
Sergals are a contentious subject, as are all things covered in more hair than a neckbeard. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures. Detractors argue that Sergals are too furry, and that their role of "horrible brutal rape monster" is already filled by gnolls. Such arguments typically collapse into further arguments about whether gnolls, kobolds, dragonborn and even dorfs are also too furry. On quiet nights, the non-troll Sergal thread is created, seeking to create a full set of fluff for them. At the same time, troll threads are about as common but when they occur, they are often spammed and many are created at once. This creates a positive feedback loop, where sergal troll threads are created in an [[Derp|effort]] to [[/b/|counter]] the number of sergal troll threads.


Sergals are a contentious subject, as are all things covered in more hair than a neckbeard. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures. Detractors argue that Sergals are too furry.
Most of the legitimate Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a [[The Unified Setting for /tg/|Unified Setting]] for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise [[/tg/ gets shit done|getting shit done]] for /tg/.
Most of the legitimate Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a [[The Unified Setting for /tg/|Unified Setting]] for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise [[/tg/ gets shit done|getting shit done]] for /tg/.


Sergals have been statted for D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, ''GURPS'', and ''Dark Heresy''. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A mod created for [[Dwarf Fortress|Dorf Fort]] has been made available that includes them into the game.  The mod can be found [http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=703 here.]
Sergals have been statted for D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, ''GURPS'', and ''Dark Heresy''. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A mod created for [[Dwarf Fortress|Dorf Fort]] has been made available that includes them into the game.  The mod can be found [http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=703 here.]


A set of Commissar Sergal pictures exist, expertly crafted for trolling [[Warhammer_40,000|war hams]].
Sergals make effective [[skub]] due to disagreements over their furry/not-furry nature, and are one of the creatures parodied by [[Doobies]], the other being [[Cutebolds]].


The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from [[Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life|Joanquest]].
The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from [[Joan's Not Entirely Ideal Life|Joanquest]].
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A Sergal
Two Northern Sergals take on a Southern Sergal.

Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry named Trancy Mick (or "Mick39" these days). She gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture.

Sergals enjoy murder, violence, cannibalism, invoking fear in their enemies. The most popular Sergal is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme shape-shifting abilities.At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.

Sergals are a contentious subject, as are all things covered in more hair than a neckbeard. Fa/tg/uys have a love/hate relationship with these creatures. Detractors argue that Sergals are too furry. Most of the legitimate Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a Unified Setting for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise getting shit done for /tg/.

Sergals have been statted for D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game. The mod can be found here.


The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from Joanquest.

Unified Setting Fluff for Sergals

You can find it here.

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  • John is MUCKING ABOUT!
    John is MUCKING ABOUT!
  • Awwwwwww...
    Awwwwwww...

  • My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.
    My halfplate brings all the smiths to the yard.
  • Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.
    Nothing like a nice, refreshing bloodbath.
  • My hat is an Arwing. Your argument is invalid.
    My hat is an Arwing. Your argument is invalid.
  • Sup /tg/
    Sup /tg/
  • what is this i dont even
    what is this i dont even
  • "Your breath smells like blood. That is so hot."
    "Your breath smells like blood. That is so hot."
  • They look so peaceful when they sleep
    They look so peaceful when they sleep
  • Rain used to just change size before changing shape.
    Rain used to just change size before changing shape.
  • Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'
    Say what you like, but their armor is bitchin'
  • Come on... you want to pet his belly. You know you want to
    Come on... you want to pet his belly. You know you want to
  • This is how it's all began
    This is how it's all began
  • Sergal, /tg/ version.
    Sergal, /tg/ version.
  • A good reference for female ones, note the slightly curvier form than the male at the top of this page.
    A good reference for female ones, note the slightly curvier form than the male at the top of this page.
  • For 3.5e
    For 3.5e
  • For 4e
    For 4e
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