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Note: some of the most fanatical furry-haters in their infinite wisdom consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, those men can mistake you for a [[heresy|heretic]]. If you think they are JAWSOME please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the UNFORGIVABLE sin of bad punnery.
Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, you may be charged with being a [[heresy|heretic]].
 
If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.
 
;Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons
Almost never.  Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run.
 
;Sharks in Warhammer 40K
[[Saharduin]], the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago.  If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a [[monstergirl|sharkgirl]] image dump.


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Revision as of 16:44, 7 December 2011


I'M A SHAAAARK I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK
SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK I'M A SHAAAARK

Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, you may be charged with being a heretic.

If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.

Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons

Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run.

Sharks in Warhammer 40K

Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.

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