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|'''I'M A SHAAAARK'''
|'''I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK'''
|'''SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK'''
|'''I'M A SHAAAARK'''
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Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be [[furry#scalies|scalies]]. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, you may be charged with being a [[heresy|heretic]].
If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.
;Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons
Almost never.  Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically [[awesome|anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows]] (see also below).
;Sharks in Warhammer 40K
[[Saharduin]], the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago.  If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a [[monstergirl|sharkgirl]] image dump.
<gallery Caption="SHAAAARKS" widths="150px" heights="150px">
Image:Shark.jpg
File:THREEHEADEDMONSTROSITY.jpg
Image:JAWSOME.jpg
Image:Shark_(2).JPG
Image:Shark_(3).jpg
Image:Shark_(4).JPG
Image:Shark_(5).JPG
Image:Shark_(6).JPG
Image:Shark_(7).jpg
Image:SharkTale2.jpg
Image:Shark_(8).jpg
Image:Shark_(9).png
Image:Nommy_shark.jpg
Image:Sharkhead.jpg
Image:Shark_(10).jpg
</gallery>

Revision as of 12:10, 13 February 2018

I'M A SHAAAARK I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAARK SUUUUCK MY DIIIIICK I'M A SHAAAARK

Warning: self-appointed commissars of /tg/ consider anthropomorphic sharks to be scalies. If you think sharks with hands are jawsome, you may be charged with being a heretic.

If you think they are JAWSOME, please report to the nearest gulag for horrendous torture and eventual execution for the unforgivable act of bad punnery.

Sharks in Dungeons & Dragons

Almost never. Instead you had the Bulette, or land-shark, which looked like a streamlined armadillo and could move through solid ground at about half the speed your characters could run; or the Sahuagin, which were basically anthropomorphic shark barbarians with tridents and crossbows (see also below).

Sharks in Warhammer 40K

Saharduin, the walking-shark soldiers that were briefly mentioned in a miniatures catalog decades ago. If you bring up Saharduin now, it will spark a sharkgirl image dump.

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