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'''ATTENTION:''' ''Its pronounced "sɑɪˈdirɪəl". Anyone caught referring to them as "side reels" will be sold to the fair folk for a much deserved mind fucking.'' | '''ATTENTION:''' ''Its pronounced "sɑɪˈdirɪəl". Anyone caught referring to them as "side reels" will be sold to the fair folk for a much deserved mind fucking.'' | ||
[[Image:SharkSubpoena.png|right|thumb|300px|Playing Sidereals: | [[Image:SharkSubpoena.png|right|thumb|300px|Playing Sidereals: If your game isn't at least this weird by the end of the first session you're doing it wrong.]] | ||
Reality warping kung fu bureaucrats fighting an endless war to make sure nobody can remember who they are or why they're fighting an endless war to make people forget that they're fighting an endless war to- | Reality warping kung fu bureaucrats fighting an endless war to make sure nobody can remember who they are or why they're fighting an endless war to make people forget that they're fighting an endless war to- | ||
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What were we talking about? Right, Sidereals. Like everybody else in Exalted they're [[That Guy|assholes]], and probably the reason creation is in the sorry ass state it is, but they are also one of the few factions successfully keeping things from going completely tits up. Their sacred charge is to guard the loom of fate and maintain creation. In practice they spend most of their time bickering | What were we talking about? Right, Sidereals. Like everybody else in Exalted they're [[That Guy|assholes]], and probably the reason creation is in the sorry ass state it is, but they are also one of the few factions successfully keeping things from going completely tits up. Their sacred charge is to guard the loom of fate and maintain creation. In practice they spend most of their time bickering amongst themselves and viciously abusing the loom while pawning any real work off onto the [[Dragon Blooded]]. | ||
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Revision as of 17:33, 29 November 2011
ATTENTION: Its pronounced "sɑɪˈdirɪəl". Anyone caught referring to them as "side reels" will be sold to the fair folk for a much deserved mind fucking.
Reality warping kung fu bureaucrats fighting an endless war to make sure nobody can remember who they are or why they're fighting an endless war to make people forget that they're fighting an endless war to-
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What were we talking about? Right, Sidereals. Like everybody else in Exalted they're assholes, and probably the reason creation is in the sorry ass state it is, but they are also one of the few factions successfully keeping things from going completely tits up. Their sacred charge is to guard the loom of fate and maintain creation. In practice they spend most of their time bickering amongst themselves and viciously abusing the loom while pawning any real work off onto the Dragon Blooded.
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