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[[File:SubjugatorArt.jpg|246px|right|thumb|And you thought the Lord of Skulls looked bad…]]
'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
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The '''Slaanesh Subjugator''' or '''Subjugator Titan''' is a [[Daemon Engine]] of [[Slaanesh]]. It is infamous for being one of the [[Herp|most retarded and stupidly designed]] Chaos vehicles which is a [[Blood Reaper|colossal feat]] [[Doom Blaster|on its own]] [[Death Dealer|especially when]] [[Contagion|you consider]] [[Nurgle Plague Tower|the pure stupid]] [[Lord of Skulls|this thing must compete with]]. This is mainly due to the awkward motion of its combat claws, whose rigid articulation makes it almost impossible for it to cut something in half if it is smaller than the Subjugator. You may ask what is the problem, since Chaos isn't meant to make sense. Well that ''may'' be true, the problem stems from the simple fact that this thing is almost as big as a [[Titan (Warhammer 40,000)|Titan]]. So this means that the claws are extremely limited and are only useful against other Titans, and even then there are much better CQC weapons available than fucking claws. [[Tl;dr]] the claws are fucking useless. And this is without getting into the fact on how stupid it looks, resembling more of a mutated chicken with painful non-rotating weapons that completely betray the aesthetics of fine beauty and elegance of Slaaneshi constructs.


Ranting aside, while the Subjugator may look [[Fail|retarded in the extreme]], the Subjugator is not without a few perks. This giant walker is incredibly swift and is able to move quickly whilst still able to use its weapons meaning that it is one of the few super-heavies that can fire on the move rather then needing to stop. This construct is then armed with both titan-grade sonic weapons, as well as the psychically-powered Tormentor Cannons that unleash the energy within the walker to kill the victims with unbearable agony, leaving their bodies charred by the twisted energies. The stupid looking and impractical claws are called  the Hellslicer Battle Claws. Oh yeah, and it is as [[Herp|tough as a]] [[Dreadnought]], seriously you would think that something the size of a Titan could at least not break into pieces by a Guardsmen chucking a Krak grenade on its crotch. [[Fail|So much for a Daemon Engine]].
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.


According to [[GeeDubs]], the Subjugator is quote-unquote, [[What|"As hard as it is to believe, it is even more skilled in close combat"]]. Which when taken into consideration on the sheer impracticality of this vehicle and awkward weapons placement; yet again proves Games Workshop's [[Fail]].
== CHANNELS ==
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


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== EVENTS ==
{{Emperor's Children}}
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


[[Category:Daemons]][[Category:Vehicles]]
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
 
== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition.  Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
 
* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
 
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
 
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]]

Revision as of 00:45, 8 February 2020

THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).

They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.

CHANNELS

The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.

EVENTS

The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.

In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.

HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES

Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.

  • GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
  • GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
  • GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
  • GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN

GRAND DAD IS LOVE GRAND DAD IS LIFE GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI FOR MEMES FOR VINESAUCE AND FOR SILVAGUNNER

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