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Snowflame is a comic villain from the ill-starred ''New Guardians'' comic, whose entire schtick is that he snorts Cocaine and it gives him superpowers, like some sort of comic-version of [[Doomrider]], sans motorcycle and rape-urges. He claims to be the high priest of the church of Cocaine, and that it is his god - and that he is the living embodiment of its will. Depending on who you ask he's either the stupidest villain in sequential storytelling history, or the fucking [[Awesome|awesomest]]. There ''is'' no middle ground. | Snowflame is a comic villain from the ill-starred ''New Guardians'' comic, whose entire schtick is that he snorts Cocaine and it gives him superpowers, like some sort of comic-version of [[Doomrider]], sans motorcycle and rape-urges. He claims to be the high priest of the church of Cocaine, and that it is his god - and that he is the living embodiment of its will. Depending on who you ask he's either the stupidest villain in sequential storytelling history, or the fucking [[Awesome|awesomest]]. There ''is'' no middle ground. Gifted with pyrokinetic abilities, Snowflame's powers grow stronger the more cocaine he uses. | ||
Suffice to say, players of [[GURPS]] and [[BESM]] set about making their own Snowflame-analogues within 40 seconds of reading about him. | Suffice to say, players of [[GURPS]] and [[BESM]] set about making their own Snowflame-analogues within 40 seconds of reading about him. | ||
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Every once in a while, something so fucking hilariously silly comes up that it gives everyone looking at it pause. Something so stupid, so ridiculous, so insane, that it swings all the way around the bar and winds up becoming fucking awesome.
Snowflame is one prime example of this.
Who Is He
Snowflame is a comic villain from the ill-starred New Guardians comic, whose entire schtick is that he snorts Cocaine and it gives him superpowers, like some sort of comic-version of Doomrider, sans motorcycle and rape-urges. He claims to be the high priest of the church of Cocaine, and that it is his god - and that he is the living embodiment of its will. Depending on who you ask he's either the stupidest villain in sequential storytelling history, or the fucking awesomest. There is no middle ground. Gifted with pyrokinetic abilities, Snowflame's powers grow stronger the more cocaine he uses.
Suffice to say, players of GURPS and BESM set about making their own Snowflame-analogues within 40 seconds of reading about him.
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Snowflame just did an 8-Ball. -
Snowflame preaches his faith. In combat.
