Stat me

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This is how it works, I post a picture, You give me stats. Simple isn't it?

This is one of the most annoying, memetic, infections of /tg/ boards.

If you want a Stat Me thread to be tolerable then don't just say Stat Me. Make up a clever way to ask it that's in character for what you're asking for. For example, if you want people to stat Freddy Fazbear then say "Are you ready for stating Freddy?"

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SantaClaus

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp) Initiative: +1 Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares) Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14 Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14 Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5) Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2) Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft. Special Attacks: Improved grab Special Qualities: Scent Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2 Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10 Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8 Feats: Alertness, Track Environment: Temperate forests Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8) Challenge Rating: 4 Treasure: None Alignment: Always neutral Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge) Level Adjustment: —