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== Twillight: Synopsis ==


Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the harry potter series.
Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.


basically a [[Mary Sue]] named bella gets saved from a car crash by edward, who is another [[Mary Sue]] who looks all semi-goth.
== Plot Synopsis ==
After half the entire fucking book of semi-romantic bullshit, we learn that he's a vampire (because of pale skin and red eyes).
the rest of the "action" involves [[Mary Sue]] bella, being saved by her ''hot sexy bloodsucking [[Mary Sue]] boyfriend'' and the "twist"
ends up being like this.


''I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire''
Basically a [[Mary Sue]] named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a [[Mary Sue|Marty Stu]] and looks all gothy and shit.
After half a fucking book of quasi-romantic crap, we learn that he's a [[Mary Sue|vampire]] (like you couldn't already fucking tell).
Most of the of the "action" revolves around [[Mary Sue|Bella]] being saved by her [[Mary Sue|''hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend'']] and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;


did I mention that twilight is shitty [[Mary Sue]] hell?
''I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a [[Mary Sue|hellspawn]] all because I fucked a vampire''


needless to say, it's the most boring fuckload of shit you will ever read, filled with "Plotholes bigger than jack thompson's asshole".
Did I mention it's swamped with [[Mary Sue]]s?
oh, and they '''They made a FUCKING MOVIE out of it!'''


== In conclusion: ==
== In conclusion: ==
<span style="color:#FF0000;font-size:2.5em">''' ''RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE'' '''</span>


='''[[RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!]]'''=
== External Links ==
* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight| Bum Reviews on ''Twilight'']
* [http://blogs.usaweekend.com/whos_news/2009/02/exclusive-steph.html| Stephanie Meyer sucks. Stephen King agreed, don't argue about it.]
 
<gallery>
Image:Gastontwilight.jpg|Gaston does not approve of this faggotry.
Image:King_Troll.jpg|Stephen King: master troll.
Image:Twilight_Fan_Comment.jpg|Oh sweet Buddha, tell me you're joking.
Image:LOLTWILIGHT.gif|The eventual ending to this clusterfuck of a series.
Image:Twilight_edward_nosferatu.jpg|
Image:Twilight_fan.png|The image above is a more accurate depiction of Twilight's fanbase than the screaming tweens you so often see in comics.
</gallery>

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Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.

Plot Synopsis

Basically a Mary Sue named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a Marty Stu and looks all gothy and shit. After half a fucking book of quasi-romantic crap, we learn that he's a vampire (like you couldn't already fucking tell). Most of the of the "action" revolves around Bella being saved by her hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;

I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire

Did I mention it's swamped with Mary Sues?

In conclusion:

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE

External Links

  • Gaston does not approve of this faggotry.
    Gaston does not approve of this faggotry.
  • Stephen King: master troll.
    Stephen King: master troll.
  • Oh sweet Buddha, tell me you're joking.
    Oh sweet Buddha, tell me you're joking.
  • The eventual ending to this clusterfuck of a series.
    The eventual ending to this clusterfuck of a series.
  • The image above is a more accurate depiction of Twilight's fanbase than the screaming tweens you so often see in comics.
    The image above is a more accurate depiction of Twilight's fanbase than the screaming tweens you so often see in comics.
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