Twilight

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Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.

Plot Synopsis

Basically a Mary Sue named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a Marty Stu and looks all gothy and shit. After half a fucking book of quasi-romantic crap, we learn that he's a vampire (like you couldn't already fucking tell). Most of the of the "action" revolves around Bella being saved by her hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;

I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire

Did I mention it's swamped with Mary Sues?

In conclusion:

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE

External Links

• Bum Reviews on Twilight
• Stephanie Meyer sucks. Stephen King agreed, don't argue about it.

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  Gaston does not approve of this faggotry.
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  Stephen King: master troll.
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  Oh sweet Buddha, tell me you're joking.
• The eventual ending to this clusterfuck of a series.
  The eventual ending to this clusterfuck of a series.
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  The image above is a more accurate depiction of Twilight's fanbase than the screaming tweens you so often see in comics.