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Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter' series.

Basically a Mary Sue named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a Marty Stu and looks all gothy and shit.

After half a book of plodding romantic crap, we learn that he's a vampire (as though the sunken eyes and pale skin weren't a massive tipoff).

Most of the of the "action" revolves around Bella being saved by her hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend and ends in a "twist" that can best be summed up as;

I'm gonna die a horrible death during childbirth, and my kid's gonna look like a hellspawn all because I fucked a vampire.

Did we mention it's swamped with Mary Sues?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE

Not even Japan is safe.
Sir Stephen, King of Trolls.
Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^

Bella giving birth to a beautiful baby boy! ^-^
Know the difference, it could save your life.

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-Twillight is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the Harry Potter series.
+'''''Twillight''''' is the next level of obnoxious fangirl faggotry, after the ''Harry Potter' series.
 == Plot Synopsis ==
 Basically a [[Mary Sue]] named Bella gets saved from a car crash by Edward, who is also a [[Mary Sue|Marty Stu]] and looks all gothy and shit.
 After half a book of plodding romantic crap, we learn that he's a [[Mary Sue|vampire]] (as though the sunken eyes and pale skin weren't a massive tipoff).
 Most of the of the "action" revolves around [[Mary Sue|Bella]] being saved by her [[Mary Sue|hot sexy bloodsucking boyfriend]] and ends in a [[Mary Sue|"twist"]] that can best be summed up as;
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 == External Links ==
-* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight| Bum Reviews on ''Twilight'']
+* [http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/bum-reviews/2741-twilight|Bum Reviews on ''Twilight''.]
-* [http://www.inquisitr.com/17233/stephen-king-bitchslaps-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-cant-write-worth-a-darn/| Stephanie Meyer sucks. Stephen King agreed, don't argue about it.]
+* [http://www.inquisitr.com/17233/stephen-king-bitchslaps-twilight-author-stephenie-meyer-cant-write-worth-a-darn/|Stephanie Meyer sucks. Stephen King agreed, don't argue about it.]
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