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He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. | He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a [[Slaanesh|FUCKING GOD]]! He gives [[Eldrad]] penis envy. | ||
==Being one of the oldest | ==Being one of the oldest pricks in history, predating even Eldrad== | ||
Asdrubael Vect is bigger than a [[Eldrad|dick]], he's a prick. He brings things to an unprecedented level of dickishness that allow him to steeple his fingers and cackle "[[Just As Planned]]!" while, simultaneously having his cock sucked by his lesbian sex slaves. Yeah, he's just that much of a boss. | Asdrubael Vect is bigger than a [[Eldrad|dick]], he's a prick. He brings things to an unprecedented level of dickishness that allow him to steeple his fingers and cackle "[[Just As Planned]]!" while, simultaneously having his cock sucked by his lesbian sex slaves. Yeah, he's just that much of a boss. | ||
In fact the only reason he has managed to last this long is because no one has ever been able to out-prick him. | In fact the only reason he has managed to last this long is because no one has ever been able to out-prick him. And, considering Commorragh is a place where rape is considered a funny pasttime, that's fucking saying something. In fact, here has been numerous occasions where Archons of other Kabals tried to assassinate him to gain lordship over all of Commorragh, and so far Vect managed to trump them in the most dickish way possible. Just an example: he planned the invasion of 3 Space Marine chapters to kill all of the other Archons in Commorragh except for him, ensuring he would be unopposed and unbeatable in the Dark City. What a prick! | ||
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[[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] | [[Category:Warhammer 40,000]] | ||
Revision as of 18:09, 8 September 2011
Asdrubael Vect is the biggest troll to ever walk the 40k universe. He is also a sick fuck.
Vect is the Supreme Lord of the Kabal of the Black Heart and the Pimp Master General of Commorragh. He spends most of his time plotting how to troll people hundreds of years in the future. Some people even go so far as to say that the Fall was just one big practical joke on his part. Basically, he does it for the lulz.
He's also one really old son of a bitch. Apparently older than a FUCKING GOD! He gives Eldrad penis envy.
Being one of the oldest pricks in history, predating even Eldrad
Asdrubael Vect is bigger than a dick, he's a prick. He brings things to an unprecedented level of dickishness that allow him to steeple his fingers and cackle "Just As Planned!" while, simultaneously having his cock sucked by his lesbian sex slaves. Yeah, he's just that much of a boss.
In fact the only reason he has managed to last this long is because no one has ever been able to out-prick him. And, considering Commorragh is a place where rape is considered a funny pasttime, that's fucking saying something. In fact, here has been numerous occasions where Archons of other Kabals tried to assassinate him to gain lordship over all of Commorragh, and so far Vect managed to trump them in the most dickish way possible. Just an example: he planned the invasion of 3 Space Marine chapters to kill all of the other Archons in Commorragh except for him, ensuring he would be unopposed and unbeatable in the Dark City. What a prick!