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== Notable Members of the Ordos Hereticus == | |||
==== Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov ==== | ==== Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov ==== | ||
Lazy bastard. Sits on a massive, dreadnought-esque chair and merely points to were the servitor should aim his triple-linked multi-melta. He's a great believer in [[Just as Planned|Just. As. Planned.]] but the Empy version. | Lazy bastard. Sits on a massive, dreadnought-esque chair and merely points to were the servitor should aim his triple-linked multi-melta. He's a great believer in [[Just as Planned|Just. As. Planned.]] but the Empy version. | ||
He's also bald due to an anti-aging cream gone wrong - all the workers for the company (called Dove) were subsequently purged and crucified. | He's also [[Bald Marines|bald]] due to an anti-aging cream gone wrong - all the workers for the company (called Dove) were subsequently purged and crucified. | ||
[[Image:Karamazov.gif|frame|Lazy Bastard]] | [[Image:Karamazov.gif|frame|Lazy Bastard]] | ||
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==== Witch Hunter Tyrus ==== | ==== Witch Hunter Tyrus ==== | ||
This guy is so badass that all the motherflippin' [[- 4 Str|ladies]] get PURGED when he enters the room. | This guy is so badass that all the motherflippin' [[-4 Str|ladies]] get PURGED when he enters the room. | ||
His favorite method for finding [[Heresy|HERESY is forcing the accused to consume a jug of holy water. If they choke then they are considered heretic and crucified, shot, burned, then he lets a blind butcher loose on them, then they get shot again. | His favorite method for finding [[Heresy|HERESY]] is forcing the accused to consume a jug of holy water. If they choke then they are considered heretic and crucified, shot, burned, then he lets a blind butcher loose on them, then they get shot again. | ||
Plus he loathes psykers. So don't ask him if he wants to see your new [[magic]] card trick. | Plus he loathes psykers. So don't ask him if he wants to see your new [[magic]] card trick. | ||
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Known as the Ordo Hereticus, the Witch Hunters are a branch of the Inquisition dedicated to hunting down and destroying witches, heretics, and mutants in the name of the Empra. Commonly fields Sisters of Battle or Inquisitorial Storm Troopers, though a Witch Hunter Inquisitor Lord may call on the Imperial Guard, Space Marines, or even Daemonhunters to assist them in battle.
They have a WFB equivalent. Also called, unsurprisingly, Witch Hunters. They get bitchin' hats and the only reliable guns in the world.
FUCK YEAH!
Notable Members of the Ordos Hereticus
Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov
Lazy bastard. Sits on a massive, dreadnought-esque chair and merely points to were the servitor should aim his triple-linked multi-melta. He's a great believer in Just. As. Planned. but the Empy version. He's also bald due to an anti-aging cream gone wrong - all the workers for the company (called Dove) were subsequently purged and crucified.
Witch Hunter Tyrus
This guy is so badass that all the motherflippin' ladies get PURGED when he enters the room. His favorite method for finding HERESY is forcing the accused to consume a jug of holy water. If they choke then they are considered heretic and crucified, shot, burned, then he lets a blind butcher loose on them, then they get shot again.
Plus he loathes psykers. So don't ask him if he wants to see your new magic card trick.
