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{{Topquote|We seek the monsters that you fear the most. We chase the nightmares that haunt your cowardly dreams. The deadlier the prey, the more we exult in the hunt! The more we honour our Gods! This harsh land breeds the savage; and we revel in it. The Old World calls, ripe for our taking. We fought monsters, and we became them|Wulfrik, during the trailer for the Norsca faction of [[Total War: WARHAMMER]]}}
{{Topquote|We seek the monsters that you fear the most. We chase the nightmares that haunt your cowardly dreams. The deadlier the prey, the more we exult in the hunt! The more we honour our Gods! This harsh land breeds the savage; and we revel in it. The Old World calls, ripe for our taking. We fought monsters, and we became them|Wulfrik, during the trailer for the Norsca faction of [[Total War: WARHAMMER]]}}


This page is a mess. Seriously, clean this up please.
This page is a mess. Seriously, clean this up please(Footnote:can do,sincerely,the Ursine Prince)


Wulfrik the Wanderer, also known as the Eternal Challenger, the Inescapable One and the World Walker, is the ultimate sea-faring warrior as well as the Chaos Gods' favorite executioner.  
Wulfrik the Wanderer, also known as the Eternal Challenger, the Inescapable One and the World Walker, is the ultimate sea-faring warrior as well as the Chaos Gods' most favorited and deadly executioner.  
He was cursed to forever kill scary beasts or champions of a foreign kingdom, and he will be tormented by demons for eternity in the warp if he were to fail. However, he slowly realized it was not a curse that the gods has forced upon him, but a blessing which the gods has plotted to protect him from all treachery.
He was cursed some time ago to forever kill scary beasts or champions of distant lands by the chaos gods for being too damn yappy after a long night of drinking with the lads.The curse stated that,should he fail or fall in battle,his soul would be damned forever to be viciously ravaged by slaaneshi daemons,unable to enter the halls of Khorne.


In addition to his fighting prowess, he is also the most foulmouthed person in the Old World, a gift from the dark gods that allows him to insult any person in their own language - Khazlid, Elvish, [[Skaven|Queekish]], even ancient Nehekharan.  
In addition to being a warrior of immense skill,he is also a roast-master,able to burn the unholy *FUCK* out of anyone in the warhammer world.His curse grants him the ability to speak Kazalid,elvish,queekish,Khemrian,and even ancient Nehekharan with the fluency of a born native,making it much easier for him to roast their sorry asses charcoal black.


He is not to be confused with a similar character who also has the same red hair, a massive sword and the ability to pull a long 1 minute insult from [[Samurai Jack]].
He is not to be confused with a similar character who also has the same red hair, a massive sword and the ability to pull a long 1 minute insult from [[Samurai Jack]].


== The [[Gotrek & Felix|Gotrek]] of the Dark Gods ==
== The [[Gotrek & Felix|Gotrek]] of the Dark Gods ==
Wulfrik was born from the Norscan clan of Sarl, bearing the mark of chaos on his flesh upon his birth. He would go on to become a skilled, if arrogant, warrior. But at a celebration of his clan's victory over their rival clan of Aesling, Wulfrik in a drunken stupor boasted that he was the greatest warrior in the world, better than even the daemons of the Warp. For that insult, the Chaos Gods tasked him to forever kill large beasts and champion whenever they demands or else he will not only be denied of entering the Chaos version of hall [[Viking|Vahalla]], he will end up being chewed and toyed by the demons if he were to fail or die. Wulfrik was not pleased with this since he wanted to pursue his own power hungry game like a regular Norscan Chieftain while fuck the princess of Sarl Hjordis (who also wanted Wulfrik) everyday. but since the demands coming from his own gods, he had to accept. It is also at this time Wulfrik earned the ability to insult people in other languages, a blessing from the dark gods themselves.
Wulfrik was born into the Norscan clan of Sarl, bearing the mark of chaos upon his young flesh from the moment he left the womb. He would grow to become a skilled, if somewhat arrogant, warrior. But after a particularly glorious victory(the prizes of which were the hand of a beautiful princess and the crown of chieftain),at a celebration held in honor of his clan's victory over a rival,known as the Aeslings,Wulfrik,in a drunken stupor,declares loud and for all to hear that he and he alone could best every warrior in the world,because he was the greatest and even the gods(big Fucking mistake bruh)couldn’t train a better warrior.Nurgle ran off to cry,Slaanesh whacked off(as usual)and Khorne flew into a rage.Tzeentch...god only fucking knows what he did.


The first task given was to kill one of the tomb kings in the Southlands and offer its mummified innards to Nurgle (ewwwww). Understand the hot climate in the Southlands were no joke (most Norscan died traveled there, [[Settra the Imperishable|see Settra's crown thief.]]), he seeks for a powerful Norscan ship to endure the climate, which had led him to a certain, a demonic possessed ship that is currently held by the Skaeling witch Baga Yar. It took Wulfrik a lifetime of his gold and jewellery to muster the troop and siege the witch's defenses. After hacking the witch to bits and boiled it (but not eaten ewww), he took the ship and called it: ''Seafang''. And so with Seafang, Wulfrik took down the tomb king and offer its innards. He became famous as he traveled everywhere on his ship (that can actually do 40k warp travel shit), finished tasks after tasks, by that we mean kill giants, abominations, undead beasts, famous champion and [[Gotrek & Felix|all without a side kick on his side]].  
Insulted beyond compare,the chaos gods sent an emissary to Wulfrik as he lay sleeping.The daemon then came to wulfrik and carried him into the warp before proceeding to give him s tour of the world from the “heavens” above.They visited the realms of the elves,and the dark domains of the [[skaven]].They went to the woodland realms of the wood elves and the strongholds of the dwarves,and the gleaming cities of the empire.The daemon then informed Wulfrik that the gods(in their infinite dickishness)have decided to bless him with a divine mission,the terms of which state that he is to wander the world and claim the skulls of dreadful monsters and powerful champions.If he succeeds,he will be counted as an honored servant of the gods.If he fails(ergo,dies)...Well,slaanesh gets to decide what happens then.
 
Wulfrik woke the next morning with “the gift of tongues,” a mutation that twisted his tongue into the shape of a bird(don’t think too hard on it)and made it so that he could speak foreign languages as if he’d been born to each.A side effect is that he may shout random insults at people at completely inopportune times(no doubt Tzeentch was pissing himself after he came up with that one)Another “gift” was that he could now hear the gods in his head,imploring him to go out and retrieve the skull of a tomb king and offer up his rotten entrails to Nurgle.The voices began driving wulfrik mad and so,between searching for a cure to his “gifts” and being a badass,he started searching for some way to get to Khemry.
 
Understand the hot climate in the Southlands was no joke (most Norscans just don’t like it because it’s hot...and because everyone’s favorite desert daddy fkn pwned then the last time they landed, [[Settra the Imperishable|see Settra's crown thief.]]) He learns from a friend that there is a certain powerful magical ship that can transport anyone anywhere in an instant(or close enough) he seeks this ship,discovering that it is held by the Skaeling witch Baga Yar in a mighty stronghold.Wulfrik uses pretty much all of his life savings buying an army to lay siege to this fucking thing,and after he finally manages to get inside,he hacks the witch to pieces out of sheer spite.The witch doesn’t die(TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND)so he drops her old ass in a pot to boil to death while he goes down to claim his new ride.With ship,sword,and blood hungry crew,Wulfrik sets out in his journey of slaughtering with red blood or a pulse.Seriously,Giants, abominations, undead beasts, famous champions and noble heroes.Fucking *no one* is safe.


=== Treachery ===
=== Treachery ===
At some point of his adventure, he met Zarnath, a shaman from his clan. He claimed that he found a way to remove his curse, only if he could do his RPG fetch quest and get a certain artefact called "Smile of Sardiss" from the infamous chaos dwarves. He did just that, kill the bull lord and battled the chaos stuntis' foul machinery, but with the loss of his friend Sigvatr.
At some point during his adventure,Wulfrik meets Zarnath, a shaman from his clan. Zarnath claimed that he knew a way to remove the gods -curse- _gift_,but he would only do so if noble and oh so heroic wulfrik could do a quick RPG fetch quest and get a certain artefact called "Smile of Sardiss" from the infamous chaos dwarves for him.Wulfrik did just that, killing a bull lord and battling the chaos stuntis' foul machinery like the fucking beast he is.He gets the artifact at the cost of his dear friend Sigvatr,one of the few people he actually cared about in this war torn world.
 
In the mean time however,the Sarl's king, Viglundr,a devout follower and chosen of Tzeentch,was forging a new alliance with his tribes old enemies,the Aeslings (the same tribe Wulfrik pwned the night he received his “gifts”)However, things aren’t really going that well since Wulfrik is the one that killed the Aesling king and the relationship between the clans is a bit tattered even with their new chieftain,Viglundr’s own son Sveinbjorn,and it will remain that way so long as Wulfrik lives.Viglundr decides then that the red haired badass must take a snowy dirt nap if his dreams of power and prestige are to have any chance of coming true.
 
As soon as Wulfrik and Co. returned, Sveinbjorn was ordered by his father to put Wulfrik’s little victory streak to an end. He led Wulfrik into a forest arena where they would do glorious battle in the name of the gods.However, to Wulfrik's surprise, the combatant wasn't Sveinbjorn,but rather a huge,bloated chaos champion Sveinbjorn’s daddy had hired. Thanks to -plot armor- _ balls of titanium_,Wulfrik beat the champion to sludge in a battle,thus earning the respect of several hundred warriors and increasing the size of his horde significantly.


In the mean time however, Sarl's king, Viglundr a chosen of Tzeentch was forging a new alliance with their old enemy Aesling (whom he had manipulated Wulfrik into killing its chieftain so he could installed his son Sveinbjorn as a puppet leader in their clan). However, it isn't going well since Wulfrik is the one that killed the Aesling king and the relation between the clans is a bit tattered even with their new chieftain, and it will be so long as Wulfrik live, and he must go. As soon as Wulfrik and gang returned, Sveinbjorn ordered by his father to put Wulfrik to rest. He led Wulfrik into a forest arena where they will do battle. However, to Wulfrik's surprise, the combatant wasn't Sveinbjorn but a huge, big chaos champion his daddy hired. Thanks to the plot armor, Wulfrik beat the champion in a tough battle and the Sarl clan hasn't bothered him feared of getting killed, for now.
Having had their plan fail like a typical Saturday morning[[Abbadon|Saturday Night]] [[Nagash|Cartoon Villian]], Viglundr decided to have Sveinbjorn bribe one of Wulfrik's men, Broendulf,into betraying him. Meanwhile, Wulfrik and his gang were on their way to Ulthuan (also known as Alfheim in Norscan, nice Norse myth reference there Gee-dubs)in order to obtain the cure for wulfriks -curse- _gift_ by having the magic of that place absorbed into the artefact he got before. Turns out, Zarnath is a treacherous asshole who had been plotting wulfriks demise from the beginning.The sorcerer fooled Wulfrik and his merry band of savages into killing a group of elven maidens praying at a shrine,telling them that they were vile witches preparing to unleash havoc next the norscans with foul elven magic.Turns out,they were the wives of elven nobles,praying for fertility and healthy babies if they were already pregnant(oh boy Khornes gonna be pissed,slaughter of the _weak?_ ...tiny skulls do make good necklaces tho)


Having their plan failed like a typical [[Abbadon|Saturday Night]] [[Nagash|Cartoon Villian]], Viglundr and decided to have Sveinbjorn bribed one of the Wulfrik's man, Broendulf into betraying him. Meanwhile, Wulfrik and his gang were on their way to Ulthuan (also known as Alfheim in Norcan, nice Norse myth reference GW) in order to free his curse by having the magic of that place absorbed into the artefact he got from before. Turns out Zarnath was a treacherous asshole who had plotted Wulfrik's demise and was hoping he'd die by making him fighting the chaos dwarves. The sorcerer fooled Wulfrik into killing a group of Elven woman praying at the shrine in Clothique by claiming they are witches who were about to smite the invader with magic, but turns out they are just wives praying at Isha for fertility, so less population for the Elves I guess, Hooray?. Zarnath then reveal his true nature, disappeared and alert every warrior on Ulthuan to kill Wulfrik. The Elves and Wulfrik's gang then had a fearsome fight that result in the destruction of the Seafang (left only its figure head) as well as rest of the gang saving Wulfrik and Broendulf (who they escaped using just Seafang's demonic power from its figure head, still allowing them to travel after broken in pieces). Broendulf then confessed to Wulfrik about Viglundr's plotting against him as well as his part of the plan. Nonetheless, Wulfrik offer a truce with Broendulf until the death of their enemies.
Zarnath then revealed his true nature,presumably twirling a cartoonish mustache,before disappearing into a cloud of smoke,alerting nearly every warrior on the bloody continent of Ulthuan in the doing of it. The Elves and Wulfrik's gang then had a massive battle that caused Khorne to violently ejactulate molten brass all over the place(Slaanesh was indeed pleased,before you ask).The battle ended up destroying the Seafang,Wulfriks kickass magic Viking boat,leaving only the figurehead which was,conveniently,the only part that mattered as it held all the magic in it.Wulfrik and Broendulf (who were the only survivors)escaped using just Seafang's figurehead,strapped to the front of an elven galley.Broendulf confessed to Wulfrik about Viglundr's plotting against him as well as his part of the plan,unable to turn upon one who saved his life so many times during the battle.Despite his part in the treachery,Wulfrik partnered up with Broendulf,with Broendulf vowing to remain by Wulfriks side until their enemies had been dealt with.


=== Vengeance ===
=== Vengeance ===
The gang later found themselves at Reikland, the Empire city of Wisborg, and found out Zarnath is but a College of Magic's wizard (probably a heretic) named Ludwig Stossel of the Celestial Order. So to exact vengeance on this Empire dog, Wulfrik traveled back to his clan in order muster a great army. To do that, he went for the higher up (as well as the manipulator that tried to killed him) bitchslapped Sveinbjorn for plotted him as well as killed Hjordis for being a treasonous slut forced up by Sveinbjorn. Not wanting the Aesling to attack due to the death of their puppet leader, Viglundr offered him support to muster the troops only if Wulfrik abandoned any lord status in the clan. Wulfrik did just that no problem, in contrast to his original power hungry dream. He then repaired the Seafang with woods from an ancient troll tree rooted in the Norsca (probably the chaotic brother sprout of the [[Athel Loren|oak of ages]] from the ancient past, before the arrival of the first demon invasion as well as Norscan settler) and prepare his troops to attack the Empire city. Zarnath foresaw his death with his magic power and had tried to prevent it, but still gets owned once again, due to the lack of plot armor. In addition of Zarnath's defeat, Wulfrik killed a powerful warrior priest, the baron of Wisborg, the baron's wife as well as having the entire city was plundered, Norscan style. Wulfrik even blackmailed Sveinbjorn by having his armies long ship flying Sveinbjorn's flag, damning his honor for eternity, talking about an overkill. Also, Zarnath being the filthy raven follower is being subjugate to the torturous death of Blood Raven. [[Blood Ravens|Not the thieving space marine chaper]], but a popular [[Khorne|Khornate]] sacrifice ritual done only by the Norsii. [[grimdark| The performer must cut open and dig out their victim's liver while they are still alive, then placed both liver beside their victim's upper right and left shoulder of the ground, making it resemble a bird's wing. Thus complete the ritual of the '''Blood Raven''']].
The gang later found themselves in Reikland, near the Empire city of Wisborg, an discovered while there that Zarnath was no shaman,but a wizard of the colleges of magic (and most probably a heretic) named Ludwig Stossel of the Celestial Order. Planning to exact his vengeance on this traitorous imperial dog, Wulfrik traveled back to Norsca and his clan to muster himself up a massive army. To do that, he went for the higher up’s (also known as Viglundr and Sveinbjorn)He bitchslapped the ever loving shit out Sveinbjorn for trying to have someone kill him rather the trying to do it himself,before continuing to bitchslap him Deadpool style(HE LOVES ME HE LOVES ME NOT)until Viglundr showed up to stop him. Not wanting the Aesling to attack due to the death of their puppet lord,Viglundr beseeches Wulfrik to spare Sveinbjorn’s cowardly ass,offering him the support he required to muster enough troops to siege the city,but only if Wulfrik abandoned any lord status in the clan and vowed never to try at claiming the crown again. Wulfrik did just that,abandoning his desire for power and embracing his new role as the Gods Executioner.He then repaired the Seafang with wood from an ancient troll tree rooted in the Norscan tundra(most likely a chaotic brother to the [[Athel Loren|oak of ages]] )and prepared his troops to attack the Empire city. Zarnath foresaw his death at Wulfrik’s hands with his powers of prescience,and moves to prevent it, but gets owned regardless due to his terminal lack of -plot armor- _Steel Fucking Balls_ . In addition,Wulfrik killed a powerful warrior priest,the baron of Wisborg,the baron's wife,and then ordered the entire city stripped of its valuable...Norscan style.(translation:they looted and pillaged the FUCK out of it)
Wulfrik even blackmailed Sveinbjorn by having his armies long ship flying Sveinbjorn's flag, damning his honor for eternity. Also, Zarnath, being the treacherous old crow he is,is subjugated to one of the most torturous deaths imaginable...the Blood Raven. ( [[Blood Ravens|Not the thieving space marine chaper]], but a popular [[Khorne|Khornate]] sacrifice ritual done only by the Norsii. [[grimdark| The performer must cut open and dig out their victim's lungs while they are still alive, then place both lungs over their shoulders to give the appearance of blood soaked wings,hence the name “blood raven”)


After that, Wulfrik came back to exact vengeance on those that plotted him before, where he killed Viglundr, but killed Sveinbjorn specially by shoved a poisonous snake down to his throat, thus ending the ruling Sarl clan.
After that, Wulfrik returned to Norsca.He killed Sveinbjorn along the way,shoving a handful of venomous snakes down the traitorous bastards throat before lopping off his head and bringing it back to Viglundr.Their Chief dead and the hope of peace destroyed,Viglundr could only sit there in his throne and weep softly as Wulfrik turned and left the hall of the Sarls,knowing as he did that,though wulfrik never raised his axe,he had killed the entire tribe.Thus,with his tribe gone,his enemies slain and his unfaithful lover screaming in the hands of the gods,Wulfrik set out on his quest once more,embracing his destiny as the Wanderer.


=== The Eternal Executioner of the Dark Gods ===
=== The Eternal Executioner of the Dark Gods ===
It is then Wulfrik realized his curse is a blessing in disguise. Without the power of the Seafang, he could not have entrapped schemers such as Viglundr and Sveinbjorn. Without his fame as the Worldwalker, he could not have gained the loyalty of men. Without the lies of Zarnath, the pieces would not have come together. The Gods had ultimately helped him exact vengeance, if in a really convoluted way. With his faith restored, he would serve them for all eternity as their huntsman.
Wulfrik realized that his curse was more of a blessing then he gave it credit for,a true gift from the gods.Without the power of the Seafang, he could not have appeased the gods by collecting the skulls and hearts of their enemies. Without his fame as the Worldwalker, he could not have gained the loyalty of his men,and Without the lies of Zarnath,Viglundr and Sveinbjorn, the pieces would never have come together. The Gods had ultimately helped him exact vengeance and gain glory, if in a really dickish and convoluted way. With his faith restored and his forces replenished, he would serve them for all eternity as their huntsman.


== The End times ==
== The End times ==
He was in the siege of Middenhland with Archaon. He got bored waiting for Valten so he decided to duel Valnir to past time (What a great guy). When Valten got there, Wulfrik was still dueling and Sigvald was bitching at Valten on how he deserved to fight the real Sigmar. As soon as Sigvald finished and left, Wulfrik just happened to finished off Valnir and went straight for Valten. It is said that Wulfrik put up the most fight against Valten (other than Archaon) but still got a helping of warhammer served straight to the face. Wulfrik then said: "Good Fight!" before his soul departed from his body, to be tortured by the demons of the warp for failing his job forever. The dark gods might resurrect him in the age of Sigmar, but who knows.  
He was in the siege of Middenland with Archaon. He got bored waiting for Valten so he decided to duel Valnir to pass the time (What a great guy). When Valten got there, Wulfrik was still dueling and Sigvald was bitching at Valten on how he deserved to fight the real Sigmar(what a prick). As soon as Sigvald finished and left, Wulfrik just happened to finish off Valnir,and went straight for Valten. It is said that Wulfrik put up the strongest fight out of anyone against Valten (aside from Archaon) but he still got a decent helping of sacred warhammer straight to the face. Wulfrik then said: "Good Fight!" before his soul was torn from his body to be tortured by the demons of the warp forever for failing in his task. The dark gods might resurrect him in the age of Sigmar, but one can only guess,and hope that one day,the wanderer will find his way back.


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We fought monsters, and we become them...

"Face me if you dare, stunted whelp, or do you lack even an Elven maid's courage? I thought the Sons of Grungni were great warriors, but perhaps you are no true Dwarf. Indeed, maybe you are instead some breed of bearded goblin, though in truth, I have seen a finer beard on a Troll's back-side."

– Wulfrik, burning the Dwarves so hard that it literary made his beard on fire.

"You favour birds, Zarnath? Since you like birds so much, traitor, I will make you one."

– Wulfrik, about to rape Zarnath with the torture death of Blood Raven

"We seek the monsters that you fear the most. We chase the nightmares that haunt your cowardly dreams. The deadlier the prey, the more we exult in the hunt! The more we honour our Gods! This harsh land breeds the savage; and we revel in it. The Old World calls, ripe for our taking. We fought monsters, and we became them"

– Wulfrik, during the trailer for the Norsca faction of Total War: WARHAMMER

This page is a mess. Seriously, clean this up please(Footnote:can do,sincerely,the Ursine Prince)

Wulfrik the Wanderer, also known as the Eternal Challenger, the Inescapable One and the World Walker, is the ultimate sea-faring warrior as well as the Chaos Gods' most favorited and deadly executioner. He was cursed some time ago to forever kill scary beasts or champions of distant lands by the chaos gods for being too damn yappy after a long night of drinking with the lads.The curse stated that,should he fail or fall in battle,his soul would be damned forever to be viciously ravaged by slaaneshi daemons,unable to enter the halls of Khorne.

In addition to being a warrior of immense skill,he is also a roast-master,able to burn the unholy *FUCK* out of anyone in the warhammer world.His curse grants him the ability to speak Kazalid,elvish,queekish,Khemrian,and even ancient Nehekharan with the fluency of a born native,making it much easier for him to roast their sorry asses charcoal black.

He is not to be confused with a similar character who also has the same red hair, a massive sword and the ability to pull a long 1 minute insult from Samurai Jack.

The Gotrek of the Dark Gods

Wulfrik was born into the Norscan clan of Sarl, bearing the mark of chaos upon his young flesh from the moment he left the womb. He would grow to become a skilled, if somewhat arrogant, warrior. But after a particularly glorious victory(the prizes of which were the hand of a beautiful princess and the crown of chieftain),at a celebration held in honor of his clan's victory over a rival,known as the Aeslings,Wulfrik,in a drunken stupor,declares loud and for all to hear that he and he alone could best every warrior in the world,because he was the greatest and even the gods(big Fucking mistake bruh)couldn’t train a better warrior.Nurgle ran off to cry,Slaanesh whacked off(as usual)and Khorne flew into a rage.Tzeentch...god only fucking knows what he did.

Insulted beyond compare,the chaos gods sent an emissary to Wulfrik as he lay sleeping.The daemon then came to wulfrik and carried him into the warp before proceeding to give him s tour of the world from the “heavens” above.They visited the realms of the elves,and the dark domains of the skaven.They went to the woodland realms of the wood elves and the strongholds of the dwarves,and the gleaming cities of the empire.The daemon then informed Wulfrik that the gods(in their infinite dickishness)have decided to bless him with a divine mission,the terms of which state that he is to wander the world and claim the skulls of dreadful monsters and powerful champions.If he succeeds,he will be counted as an honored servant of the gods.If he fails(ergo,dies)...Well,slaanesh gets to decide what happens then.

Wulfrik woke the next morning with “the gift of tongues,” a mutation that twisted his tongue into the shape of a bird(don’t think too hard on it)and made it so that he could speak foreign languages as if he’d been born to each.A side effect is that he may shout random insults at people at completely inopportune times(no doubt Tzeentch was pissing himself after he came up with that one)Another “gift” was that he could now hear the gods in his head,imploring him to go out and retrieve the skull of a tomb king and offer up his rotten entrails to Nurgle.The voices began driving wulfrik mad and so,between searching for a cure to his “gifts” and being a badass,he started searching for some way to get to Khemry.

Understand the hot climate in the Southlands was no joke (most Norscans just don’t like it because it’s hot...and because everyone’s favorite desert daddy fkn pwned then the last time they landed, see Settra's crown thief.) He learns from a friend that there is a certain powerful magical ship that can transport anyone anywhere in an instant(or close enough) he seeks this ship,discovering that it is held by the Skaeling witch Baga Yar in a mighty stronghold.Wulfrik uses pretty much all of his life savings buying an army to lay siege to this fucking thing,and after he finally manages to get inside,he hacks the witch to pieces out of sheer spite.The witch doesn’t die(TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND)so he drops her old ass in a pot to boil to death while he goes down to claim his new ride.With ship,sword,and blood hungry crew,Wulfrik sets out in his journey of slaughtering with red blood or a pulse.Seriously,Giants, abominations, undead beasts, famous champions and noble heroes.Fucking *no one* is safe.

Treachery

At some point during his adventure,Wulfrik meets Zarnath, a shaman from his clan. Zarnath claimed that he knew a way to remove the gods -curse- _gift_,but he would only do so if noble and oh so heroic wulfrik could do a quick RPG fetch quest and get a certain artefact called "Smile of Sardiss" from the infamous chaos dwarves for him.Wulfrik did just that, killing a bull lord and battling the chaos stuntis' foul machinery like the fucking beast he is.He gets the artifact at the cost of his dear friend Sigvatr,one of the few people he actually cared about in this war torn world.

In the mean time however,the Sarl's king, Viglundr,a devout follower and chosen of Tzeentch,was forging a new alliance with his tribes old enemies,the Aeslings (the same tribe Wulfrik pwned the night he received his “gifts”)However, things aren’t really going that well since Wulfrik is the one that killed the Aesling king and the relationship between the clans is a bit tattered even with their new chieftain,Viglundr’s own son Sveinbjorn,and it will remain that way so long as Wulfrik lives.Viglundr decides then that the red haired badass must take a snowy dirt nap if his dreams of power and prestige are to have any chance of coming true.

As soon as Wulfrik and Co. returned, Sveinbjorn was ordered by his father to put Wulfrik’s little victory streak to an end. He led Wulfrik into a forest arena where they would do glorious battle in the name of the gods.However, to Wulfrik's surprise, the combatant wasn't Sveinbjorn,but rather a huge,bloated chaos champion Sveinbjorn’s daddy had hired. Thanks to -plot armor- _ balls of titanium_,Wulfrik beat the champion to sludge in a battle,thus earning the respect of several hundred warriors and increasing the size of his horde significantly.

Having had their plan fail like a typical Saturday morningSaturday Night Cartoon Villian, Viglundr decided to have Sveinbjorn bribe one of Wulfrik's men, Broendulf,into betraying him. Meanwhile, Wulfrik and his gang were on their way to Ulthuan (also known as Alfheim in Norscan, nice Norse myth reference there Gee-dubs)in order to obtain the cure for wulfriks -curse- _gift_ by having the magic of that place absorbed into the artefact he got before. Turns out, Zarnath is a treacherous asshole who had been plotting wulfriks demise from the beginning.The sorcerer fooled Wulfrik and his merry band of savages into killing a group of elven maidens praying at a shrine,telling them that they were vile witches preparing to unleash havoc next the norscans with foul elven magic.Turns out,they were the wives of elven nobles,praying for fertility and healthy babies if they were already pregnant(oh boy Khornes gonna be pissed,slaughter of the _weak?_ ...tiny skulls do make good necklaces tho)

Zarnath then revealed his true nature,presumably twirling a cartoonish mustache,before disappearing into a cloud of smoke,alerting nearly every warrior on the bloody continent of Ulthuan in the doing of it. The Elves and Wulfrik's gang then had a massive battle that caused Khorne to violently ejactulate molten brass all over the place(Slaanesh was indeed pleased,before you ask).The battle ended up destroying the Seafang,Wulfriks kickass magic Viking boat,leaving only the figurehead which was,conveniently,the only part that mattered as it held all the magic in it.Wulfrik and Broendulf (who were the only survivors)escaped using just Seafang's figurehead,strapped to the front of an elven galley.Broendulf confessed to Wulfrik about Viglundr's plotting against him as well as his part of the plan,unable to turn upon one who saved his life so many times during the battle.Despite his part in the treachery,Wulfrik partnered up with Broendulf,with Broendulf vowing to remain by Wulfriks side until their enemies had been dealt with.

Vengeance

The gang later found themselves in Reikland, near the Empire city of Wisborg, an discovered while there that Zarnath was no shaman,but a wizard of the colleges of magic (and most probably a heretic) named Ludwig Stossel of the Celestial Order. Planning to exact his vengeance on this traitorous imperial dog, Wulfrik traveled back to Norsca and his clan to muster himself up a massive army. To do that, he went for the higher up’s (also known as Viglundr and Sveinbjorn)He bitchslapped the ever loving shit out Sveinbjorn for trying to have someone kill him rather the trying to do it himself,before continuing to bitchslap him Deadpool style(HE LOVES ME HE LOVES ME NOT)until Viglundr showed up to stop him. Not wanting the Aesling to attack due to the death of their puppet lord,Viglundr beseeches Wulfrik to spare Sveinbjorn’s cowardly ass,offering him the support he required to muster enough troops to siege the city,but only if Wulfrik abandoned any lord status in the clan and vowed never to try at claiming the crown again. Wulfrik did just that,abandoning his desire for power and embracing his new role as the Gods Executioner.He then repaired the Seafang with wood from an ancient troll tree rooted in the Norscan tundra(most likely a chaotic brother to the oak of ages )and prepared his troops to attack the Empire city. Zarnath foresaw his death at Wulfrik’s hands with his powers of prescience,and moves to prevent it, but gets owned regardless due to his terminal lack of -plot armor- _Steel Fucking Balls_ . In addition,Wulfrik killed a powerful warrior priest,the baron of Wisborg,the baron's wife,and then ordered the entire city stripped of its valuable...Norscan style.(translation:they looted and pillaged the FUCK out of it) Wulfrik even blackmailed Sveinbjorn by having his armies long ship flying Sveinbjorn's flag, damning his honor for eternity. Also, Zarnath, being the treacherous old crow he is,is subjugated to one of the most torturous deaths imaginable...the Blood Raven. ( Not the thieving space marine chaper, but a popular Khornate sacrifice ritual done only by the Norsii. [[grimdark| The performer must cut open and dig out their victim's lungs while they are still alive, then place both lungs over their shoulders to give the appearance of blood soaked wings,hence the name “blood raven”)

After that, Wulfrik returned to Norsca.He killed Sveinbjorn along the way,shoving a handful of venomous snakes down the traitorous bastards throat before lopping off his head and bringing it back to Viglundr.Their Chief dead and the hope of peace destroyed,Viglundr could only sit there in his throne and weep softly as Wulfrik turned and left the hall of the Sarls,knowing as he did that,though wulfrik never raised his axe,he had killed the entire tribe.Thus,with his tribe gone,his enemies slain and his unfaithful lover screaming in the hands of the gods,Wulfrik set out on his quest once more,embracing his destiny as the Wanderer.

The Eternal Executioner of the Dark Gods

Wulfrik realized that his curse was more of a blessing then he gave it credit for,a true gift from the gods.Without the power of the Seafang, he could not have appeased the gods by collecting the skulls and hearts of their enemies. Without his fame as the Worldwalker, he could not have gained the loyalty of his men,and Without the lies of Zarnath,Viglundr and Sveinbjorn, the pieces would never have come together. The Gods had ultimately helped him exact vengeance and gain glory, if in a really dickish and convoluted way. With his faith restored and his forces replenished, he would serve them for all eternity as their huntsman.

The End times

He was in the siege of Middenland with Archaon. He got bored waiting for Valten so he decided to duel Valnir to pass the time (What a great guy). When Valten got there, Wulfrik was still dueling and Sigvald was bitching at Valten on how he deserved to fight the real Sigmar(what a prick). As soon as Sigvald finished and left, Wulfrik just happened to finish off Valnir,and went straight for Valten. It is said that Wulfrik put up the strongest fight out of anyone against Valten (aside from Archaon) but he still got a decent helping of sacred warhammer straight to the face. Wulfrik then said: "Good Fight!" before his soul was torn from his body to be tortured by the demons of the warp forever for failing in his task. The dark gods might resurrect him in the age of Sigmar, but one can only guess,and hope that one day,the wanderer will find his way back.

Gallery

The Champions and Lords of the Warriors of Chaos
Aekold Helbrass - Arbaal the Undefeated - Archaon - Asavar Kul - Beorg Bearstruck - Bödvarr Ribspreader
Dechala - Egil Styrbjorn - Egrimm van Horstmann - Festus the Leechlord - Feytor - The Glottkin - Gutrot Spume
Haargroth - Harald Hammerstorm - Lord Mortkin - Kaleb Daark - Kayzk the Befouled - Krell - Maggoth Lords
Melekh - Mordrek the Damned - Sayl the Faithless - Scyla Anfingrimm - Sigvald the Magnificent
Skarr Bloodwrath - Slambo - Styrkaar of the Sortsvinaer - Tamurkhan - Thorgar the Blooded One - Throgg
Valkia the Bloody - Valnir - Vardek Crom - Vandred - Vilitch the Curseling - Wulfrik the Wanderer