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| | '''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). |
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| {{Sick|Where weirdest perversions are the norm}}
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| {{Topquote|You find very few people who want to eat things that are really not food or to do other things with food instead of eating it. In other words, perversions of the food appetite are rare. But perversions of the sex appetite are numerous, hard to cure, and frightful. ...We have been told, til one is sick of hearing it, that sexual desire is in the same state as any of our other natural desires and that if only we abandon the silly old Victorian idea of hushing it up, everything in the garden will be lovely. It is not true. The moment you look at the facts, and away from the propaganda, you see that it is not.|C.S. Lewis}}
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| '''/d/''' is 4chan's "alternative hentai" board, and therefore should have very little to do with /tg/ or this wiki. | |
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| Except that it has everything to do with it because just about every fa/tg/uy (<s>and ca/tg/irl!</s> tits or GTFO) is a /d/eviant.
| | They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018. |
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| | == CHANNELS == |
| | The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion. |
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| There's a ''lot'' more overlap than one would expect at first glance.
| | {{awesome}}== EVENTS == |
| | The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS. |
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| /d/ is the closest faction we have to real life cultists of [[Slaanesh]]. It is also often referred to as /tg/'s secret Waifu.
| | In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019. |
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| A small warning: if you go to /d/, you might develop <s>mutations</s> new fetishes. Such is the corrupting nature of [[Chaos]]. Fortunately, these should be purely pavlovian and as such will go away if you just stick to vanilla stuff for a while.
| | == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES == |
| | Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019. |
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| The rules state that no Western-style art may be posted, since most of it is shitty (said art is instead limited to the recently made [[/aco/]] board). Occasionally an anon will post something worth looking at that is, in fact, somewhat decent.
| | * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO |
| | * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE) |
| | * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD |
| | * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN |
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| /d/ has been working on a new logo lately. You can contact the person behind the revision at the e-mail address opnewdlogo@hushmail.com if you're interested in helping.
| | GRAND DAD IS LOVE |
| | | GRAND DAD IS LIFE |
| | | GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI |
| == Overview ==
| | FOR MEMES |
| [[File:Mantisgirl.jpg|250px|right|thumb|A typical /d/ image.]]
| | FOR VINESAUCE |
| /d/ is the Hentai (Alternative) board for most of the *chans (most notably 4chan). This board is functionally where any hentai that is too extreme for /h/ winds up. What exactly constitutes "too extreme" is a matter of subjectivity, and virtually everything can be found on /d/ at some point or another save for the stuff that breaks the global 4chan rules (see below). Of particular note, /tg/ is a fan of [[-4_Str|muscle girls]] and [[Monstergirls]], both of which are kind of common here. Dedicated [[Warhammer 40,000]] porn is occasionally found along truckloads of '(insert monster from [[Monster Manual]] here) X human' depictions and [[PROMOTIONS]] flow like wine in a Bacchanalian revel.
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| | | SILVAGUNNER |
| /d/ and a few facets of it are routinely referenced/made fun of in [[Ribbon]].
| | [[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]] |
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| [[Board-tans/d|/d/-tan]] is often depicted as a hermaphroditic (2 dicked) monstergirl with tentacle-hair. She enjoys [[FATAL|raping]] /x/.
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| == What You Can Find On /d/ ==
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| [[File:Guardsman_visits_d.jpg|220px|thumb|right|A brave Imperial Guardsman makes the unfortunate mistake of visiting /d/ without a flamer.]]
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| [[File:Chow mein.jpg| 750px|right|thumb]]
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| [[File:D, just like tg with more dicks.png|250px|right|thumb|[[Elf slave, wat do?| Ack ack, ack ack?]]]]
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| * [[Dickgirl|Futanari]].
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| * [[Trap]]s
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| * Creepy [[Waifu]]s
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| * [[Vore]]
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| * [[Slaanesh|Corruption]]
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| * [[Monstergirls]]
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| * Monsterguys
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| * /d/ Humor
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| * Chow mein
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| * [[Musclegirl]]s
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| * Solo Futanari
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| * Pregnant girls
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| * Girls giving birth/[[Heresy|laying eggs]]
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| * [[Heresy|Girls getting eggs laid inside of them]]
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| * [[Slaanesh|Hermaphrodites]]
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| * [[Heresy|Shitting dick nipples]]*
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| * Human furniture, literally
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| * Futanari on male
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| * Tickling
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| * Lactation
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| * [[Dark Eldar|BDSM]]
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| * Morbidly obese girls
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| * Futanari on female
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| * Onara
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| * [[Heresy|Diapers]]
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| * [[Heresy]]
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| * [[Rape]]
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| * [[Nurgle|Tentacle porn]] (consensual and otherwise)
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| * [[Extra Heresy|Super rape]]
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| * [[Ribbon|Breast expansion]]
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| * [[Dark Eldar|Unnecessary surgical enhancement]]
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| * [[Heresy|Waterworks]]
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| * Flattening people
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| * Futanari on futanari
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| * Globalized Fetish threads
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| * Futadom world project
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| * Dozens of other things both tame and bizarre
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| * Things like [https://www.fenoxo.com/ Corruption of Champions], a Flash-based text RPG for those who like [[Monstergirls]]. Though the creator is a [[Furry|Furfag]], he's kept the various NPCs squarely within /d/ territory, so enjoy.
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| ** He didn't keep things /d/elightfully un-furry with his latest creation, Trials in Tainted Space, a sci-fi themed game of the same caliber as CoC.
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| * Did we mention futanari? Because they're obsessed with it. /d/ practically stands for /d/ickgirls.
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| ''*Actually not shitting ones, as [[Heresy|scat]] is not allowed; see below.''
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| == Things Not Allowed on /d/, of all things ==
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| * Furries
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| * [[Dark Eldar|Guro]]
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| * Scat
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| * [[Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position]]
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| * Excessively Western Art
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| * [[Derp|Hand holding]]
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| == The /tg/ Overlap ==
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| Common aspects of /tg/ that result from cross-pollination with /d/:
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| * The presence of [[monstergirls]]
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| * The [[Musclegirl]] motif, usually applied to [[orc]]s, [[goliath]]s, [[ogre]]s, [[oni]] and occasionally [[dwarf|dwarves]]
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| * The [[Shortstack]] motif, usually applied to [[goblin]]s, [[gnome]]s, [[kobold]]s and sometimes [[dwarf|dwarves]]
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| * Xenophilia threads for "monster" races, like [[orc]]s, [[goblin]]s, [[kobold]]s and [[gnoll]]s
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| * The idea that [[gnoll]]s are [[dickgirl]]s
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| == Vore ==
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| [[File:Dutiful Digestion.jpg|Thumb|right|300px|Proof that no force is safe from the corruption of vorefags.]]
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| '''Vore''' is one of the more prominent of fetishes seen on [[/d/]]. At its core, it's a sexual fetish about [[Cannibalism|people either eating each other whole]] or being eaten alive by animals, monsters, [[Furries]] or what have you.
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| ...Yes, this is a real thing. Hell, it's so mainstream (within /d/) that not only are there usually multiple threads dedicated to ''specific niches'' of the vore fetish on /d/ at any given time, but that [[8chan]] had a ''whole board dedicated to vore'' before they got [[meme|vanned]]. This came about after ''their'' version of /d/ was so inundated with vorefags it decided to tell them all to piss off somewhere else (the same way that /d/ was created to tell the futafags to piss off somewhere else)! So great is the popularity of vore that thinly veiled vore threads often insidiously sneak their way onto [[/tg/]].
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| Now, you're probably wondering '''why''' vorefags come to /tg/ of all places? Well, this is not a kink that is possible to engage in, for obvious reasons, in real life. So, vore fetishists are invariably attracted to roleplay, like many paraphilics before them. And since they already engage in [[ERP]] on the regular, branching out into more normal (and less sticky) forms of roleplay is a fairly common practice. It doesn't help that most fantasy games are actually very compatible with the vorefag's [[magical realm]]. For creature-vore lovers, there's all manner of monsters to threaten to (or succeed at) devouring their players - especially monsters with the [[Swallow Whole]] special attack. In a little game called [[Dungeons & Dragons]] (and more obliquely, in [[Pathfinder]]), the [[Dragon]]s in the title are a great example of just such a creature! For non-creature vorefags, the abundance of [[magic]] and fantastical playable races means they can easily work vore into their games, with more first-party rules to work with than ''actually [[Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position|having vanilla sex]]''. Hell, vorefags have literally written [[netbook]]s all about playing their magical realm at the table! [[FAPP]] has a character class that ''specializes in vore''!
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| Not even [[Warhammer 40000]], long considered one of the backbones of /tg/, is free of their slimy touch. Indeed, the [[Tyranid]] faction draws them like iron filings to a magnet, since not only is their entire faction themed around consuming all life, they readily support that theme with units capable of swallowing enemy models whole in battlefield, and even official fluff stating that even the lowly Gaunt strain is capable of swallowing a human whole, if presented with sufficient safety, time and opportunity to do so. As [[Slaanesh]] officially has "Gluttony" as one of its sub-aspects, a vore-themed Chaos Champion would actually be legitimate (if magical realmy) - and there are references to Slaaneshi rites featuring cannibalism in canon. Then there's the canonical [[Callidus]] [[Assassin]] historical figure "Mother Gullet", who earned fame/infamy by swallowing a would-be rebellious governor's beloved infant son whole and escaping with him - although, ironically, the 8e reprint of the Codex: Assassins book would clarify that she actually spat the boy out once she was safely away and he was returned once the governor fell back in line, whereas earlier versions of the story had left it ambiguous if she'd digested him or not. And then there's what the ''really'' crazy fans get up to - case in point, the "fanart" above, which was created by one fan to embody their idea for a minor militant order of the [[Sisters of Battle]] nicknamed "The Sisters of Gurgle", who commit vore "FOR THE EMPEROR!".
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| As a result of all this, whenever a monster or [[monstergirl]] thread starts on /tg/ that revolves around a creature with a prominent fandom in the vore community, you should soon expect vorefags to sneak in and start gushing about their approval for such things. This is particularly true of threads about [[dragon]]s, [[giant]]s, [[sphinx]]es and [[lamia]]s - or lamia-kin, such as [[naga]]s, [[marilith]]s and [[lillend]]i. The proper way to deal with vorefags on /tg/, as with all unapproved fetishes, is as follows:
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| # Identify anons who ask for specific scenes or stories which contain vore in already-lewd threads (monstergirls et al.).
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| # Call them out for dragging a thread into their magical realm, and tell them to shut up or go back to /d/.
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| # if things escalate, mods or janitors may be required to lock threads down and ban posters.
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| '''Remember:''' ''"He who posts lewds on a blue board has forgotten the face of his father."''
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| == /d/ Music ==
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| Yes, there are songs that are quite /d/ such as:
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLGU7G-unkI ''Cathouse Tragedy''] by Voltaire
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RGrd9cLsW0 ''Penis Envy''] by Uncle Bonsai
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPHLPmt914 ''I'd Like To Teach The World To Fap''] by Zone
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4HcuR3Iyso ''Pantscada''] from the Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt OST (probably more /h/ than /d/)
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2ayyuEiIMo ''Violent Pornography'' by System of a Down] (goalhorn of the /d/ [[4chan cup]] team!)
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLpfrhHSYoM ''I Like It''], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1jzVJjk32E ''I Must Increase My Bust''], and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDYjP0uLiDU ''The Power Is Mine''] by Lords of Acid (actually, strike that; quite literally anything by Lords of Acid would do).
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=remsKH-HzNQ ''Dirty Song''] by Cars Can Be Blue.
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| * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Ios9Qv0XU ''La Ballade De L'Obsédé''] by Richard Gotainer.
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| == /d/ quotes ==
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| "It isn't gay if it's a feminine penis." — Anonymous
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| "What's the point of a futa with no dick?" — Anonymous
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| "What? You dont like dicks? Faget" [''sic''] — Anonymous
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| "We shall call it bitchwall for that is LULZ" — Anonymous
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| "I stuck my dick in a toaster for 5 dollars once" — Anonymous
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| == [[Meme]]s started by /d/ ==
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| * [[Brundlepenis]]
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| * [[Heterosexual Sex in the Missionary Position]]
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| * Jet Porn
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| * The Dorse
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| == Gallery ==
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| Image:Text To Heresy.png| Sums it all up.
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THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are not official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
CHANNELS
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
EVENTS
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
- GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
- GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
- GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
- GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
GRAND DAD IS LOVE
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
FOR MEMES
FOR VINESAUCE
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER