Caerys

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"They shall come, expecting the obvious, the simple, the artless. They shall stab at the shadows with confused minds and troubled hearts. Meanwhile, we shall appear unseen from ten directions, and from every one strike a fatal blow."

Farseer Caerys

She isn't enough of a bitch to get away with this

Farseer Caerys AKA Farseer Careless, is an Eldar Farseer from Dawn of War: Soulstorm who belongs to Craftworld Ulthwé. She is usually depicted with black hair tied into a ponytail, and she's sometimes thought of as a lesbian and also a vague female version of Eldrad(she inherited his pistol). Some say she has a bizarre attraction to Taldeer and was infuriated when she supposedly lost her to a certain Mon'keigh, and took her frustration out on the Sisters of Battle's Canoness Selena Agna during the Kaurava campaign and released her shortly after the both of them did lewd and heretical acts which is detailed here-(NSFW).

She's supposedly with Macha now, as she's the only one left that desperate to be with her. At least, that's how she justifies it. On the other hand, there are a small but growing number of people who claim that she actually became a willing member of Vance Motherfucking Stubbs' harem after her defeat. (He's just that good.) We may never know the truth.

Soulstorm

After somehow foreseeing the Necron awakening on Kaurava III, Caerys decided to go and fuck them up. Thanks to some conveniently placed Webway Gates, Caerys, along with some Ulthwe Eldar, decided to create a super-sneaky stealth base (completely invisible) at an equally super-sneaky location. Being the slow mindless bastards that they are, the Necrons had no fucking idea that the Eldar were even there (probably because most of them are incapable of forming ideas).

If Caerys succeeds in conquering the Kaurava System (non-canon), then the Ulthwe Eldar under her command will "scour" the planets for any remaining survivors. Eventually, they discover that some human fodder had actually survived the crazy fuck-fest that was Soulstorm. Being the complete pussies that they are, the Eldar simply run away, and leave the Imperials to recolonize the system. Later, when the Imperials attempt to recolonize Kaurava III, they are subsequently sabotaged by the Eldar who were hiding there (sneaky bastards!). After several failed colonization attempts, the new governor general (who happens to look exactly like Colonel Brom, but is actually someone else), decides to abandon the worthless piece of shit.

Famous Eldar
Heroes:	Eldrad Ulthran - Illic Nightspear - Prince Yriel - Yvraine Visarch - Sylandri Veilwalker
Phoenix Lords:	Asurmen - Baharroth - Drastanta - Fuegan Irillyth - Jain Zar - Karandras - Maugan Ra
From Dawn of War I:	Farseer Caerys - Farseer Macha - Farseer Taldeer
From Dawn of War II:	Autarch Kayleth - Farseer Elenwe - Farseer Idranel Ranger Ronahn - Warlock Veldoran