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[[Space Marines]] are big tough supermen and all, but even they need a helping hand. Someone has to to polish their armor, cook their food, sweep their halls, clean their toilets, file their tax returns, and keep the fortress monastery defended when the brothers are out stomping [[Bloodletter]] faces into the ground and tearing [[Ork]] rectums apart with chainswords. These people are '''Chapter Serfs''' and live comfortable, well-to-do lives... at least by [[Imperium of Man]] standards.
[[Space Marines]] are big tough supermen and all, but even they need a helping hand. Someone has to to polish their armor, cook their food, sweep their halls, clean their toilets, file their tax returns, and keep the [[fortress-monastery]] defended when the brothers are out stomping [[Bloodletter]] faces into the ground and tearing [[Ork]] rectums apart with chainswords. These people are '''Chapter Serfs''' and live comfortable, well-to-do lives... at least by [[Imperium of Man]] standards.


Chapter Serfs (formerly Legion Serfs), were originally picked from failed Space Marine Aspirants and other natives of Space Marine homeworlds who, though physically unable to become Space Marines, still wished to serve. Generally speaking, Chapter Serfs are well-trained, highly educated, and treated well; they are officially part of the Chapter. They also have access to highly-sophisticated weaponry (even the [[Imperial Guard]] don't get access to this shit). Of course, that does not include [[Bolters]], not to be exclusive or anything, but rather that they are heavy and if a mere mortal managed to pull the trigger on one of them it would snap their Humerus like a slim jim.  
Chapter Serfs (formerly Legion Serfs), were originally picked from failed Space Marine Aspirants and other natives of Space Marine homeworlds who, though physically unable to become Space Marines, still wished to serve. Generally speaking, Chapter Serfs are well-trained, highly educated, and treated well; they are officially part of the Chapter. They also have access to highly-sophisticated weaponry (even the [[Imperial Guard]] don't get access to this shit). Of course, that does not include [[Bolters]], not to be exclusive or anything, but rather that they are heavy and if a mere mortal managed to pull the trigger on one of them it would snap their Humerus like a slim jim.  


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Space Marines are big tough supermen and all, but even they need a helping hand. Someone has to to polish their armor, cook their food, sweep their halls, clean their toilets, file their tax returns, and keep the fortress-monastery defended when the brothers are out stomping Bloodletter faces into the ground and tearing Ork rectums apart with chainswords. These people are Chapter Serfs and live comfortable, well-to-do lives... at least by Imperium of Man standards.

Chapter Serfs (formerly Legion Serfs), were originally picked from failed Space Marine Aspirants and other natives of Space Marine homeworlds who, though physically unable to become Space Marines, still wished to serve. Generally speaking, Chapter Serfs are well-trained, highly educated, and treated well; they are officially part of the Chapter. They also have access to highly-sophisticated weaponry (even the Imperial Guard don't get access to this shit). Of course, that does not include Bolters, not to be exclusive or anything, but rather that they are heavy and if a mere mortal managed to pull the trigger on one of them it would snap their Humerus like a slim jim.

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