Comedy Marines

New Space Marine Chapter that fights with amusing comments etc.

Jokes

Brother >Brother Would you like to hear the one redeeming trait of traitors and deamons and how they relate to the children's toy known as the slinkie? >Indeed I would brother They are both fun to watch as you push them down a steep flight of stairs >Truer words were never spoken

"I say, brother. Would you like to hear a joke?" >"Certainly." "The Inquisition." >"MY SIDES!"

Brother, did you hear the one about the Techmarine who discovered how to hack the Vox operated Howler grenades belonging to a Lady Inquisitor? >No, Brother, I did not. Well, neither did she!

Chaplain >Brother I have a confession to make relating to my misconduct >Then speak it so that it may be heard and corrected It was I who covertly tripped over one of the Terminator squad this morning for the base amusement as they resemble a tortoise trying to reattain an upright stance >Half an hour in the pain glove. Thank you for your leniency >I will also be joining you as I laughed thunderously at the Terminators expense

Brother >Brother How many Guardsmen does it take to paint a Leman Russ? >My knowledge is insufficient in this area Brother, please enlighten me. Depends how hard you throw them Brother >GUFFAW

Brother Marcus >Yes Brother? How many Imperial Guard troopers does it take to change a light bulb? >I do not know, brother. Please enlighten me Just one. Basic training. Reloading a lass-gun. >GUFFAW

Brother >Apothecary Regarding our most recent mission to stamp out subversive cults pledged to the Unholy Powers I believe I have made an Important observation that could aid us in identifying them >I am intrigued. Please share this observation that I may identify the servants of the Dark Gods with greater efficiency I believe I have learned the favored hymn of the Slaaneshii cultists >What is its designation? O Come, all ye Faithful >Observation noted

Chaplain >Brother I have a question regarding the Adepta Sororitas and the limits to which we may engage with them on a social level >You may ask your questions To what is the allowed limit we may pursue a personal relationship with an individual member of their order before it becomes unseemly >You may kiss a Sororitas once, you may even kiss her twice. But you must never get into the habit Understood.

Brother, I have a question for you >You may ask your question What is the difference between a Fallen Ecclesiarch and a Land Raider? >Many. To which difference are you referring? We currently so not have a buried Land Raider under our maintenance hall >Both amusing and true, brother