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== The Man, The Myth, The Legend == | == The Man, The Myth, The Legend == | ||
[[Image:YarrickPortrait.jpg|frame|thumbnail|50px|Hero of The Imperium]]. | [[Image:YarrickPortrait.jpg|frame|thumbnail|50px|Hero of The Imperium]]. | ||
Commissar Yarrick is one of the most badass comissars ever to <strike>threaten</strike> inspire the Imperial Guard. He first showed up on Armageddon, kicked the teeth out of [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's]] WAAAAAGH. Ghazghkull [[gay|thinks he's the bestest humie evar]]. He also has a laser eye, ala Superman. He is also the only mother fucker ever to reduce a las cannon to a las gun, and to catch a rail gun shot with his teeth, thanks to being a massive badass ( and personal force field, which is a fucking mini void shield) | Commissar Yarrick is one of the most badass comissars ever to <strike>threaten</strike> inspire the Imperial Guard. He first showed up on Armageddon, kicked the teeth out of [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's]] WAAAAAGH, twice, the second time the fucker was over 100 years old, and still beat the shit out of the green skin. Ghazghkull [[gay|thinks he's the bestest humie evar]]. He also has a laser eye, ala Superman. He is also the only mother fucker ever to reduce a las cannon to a las gun, and to catch a rail gun shot with his teeth, thanks to being a massive badass ( and personal force field, which is a fucking mini void shield) | ||
[[Image:Ghazkullyarrick4everbyjyr2.jpg|thumb|HERESY]] | [[Image:Ghazkullyarrick4everbyjyr2.jpg|thumb|HERESY]] | ||
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The Man, The Myth, The Legend
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Commissar Yarrick is one of the most badass comissars ever to threaten inspire the Imperial Guard. He first showed up on Armageddon, kicked the teeth out of Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka's WAAAAAGH, twice, the second time the fucker was over 100 years old, and still beat the shit out of the green skin. Ghazghkull thinks he's the bestest humie evar. He also has a laser eye, ala Superman. He is also the only mother fucker ever to reduce a las cannon to a las gun, and to catch a rail gun shot with his teeth, thanks to being a massive badass ( and personal force field, which is a fucking mini void shield)
