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[[File:Doomwheel by Kirasu.jpg|thumb|right|350px|The DOOMWHEEL.]]Imagine a hamster in a hamster wheel. Now imagine that the hamster wheel is ten metres tall, fires nuclear-magic-laser beams, has a [[Skaven|ratman]] engineer with a gun on top and instead of a hamster, houses a pack of giant mutant rats. That is the DOOMWHEEL. DOOMWHEEL is always written in all caps and is the only thing in [[WHFB|warhammer fantasy]] that's cool enough for [[Doomrider]] to look at. But who cares what Doomrider says.  
[[File:Doomwheel by Kirasu.jpg|thumb|right|350px|The DOOMWHEEL.]]Imagine a hamster in a hamster wheel. Now imagine that the hamster wheel is ten meters tall, fires nuclear-magic-laser beams that are powered by solidified hell energy, has a [[Skaven| xenophobic insane ratman]] [[Clan Skryre|engineer with a gun on top]] and instead of a hamster it houses a pack of giant mutant rats (who are likely on fire and cannibalizing each other while running).  
That is the DOOMWHEEL. DOOMWHEEL is always written in all caps and is on of the only things in [[WHFB|warhammer fantasy]] that's XTREME and METAL enough for [[Doomrider]] to look at. But who cares what Doomrider says, since it invariably loops back to cocaine, LSD, and whores.  


DOOMWHEELS.
DOOMWHEELS.


DOOMWHEELS ARE COMING BACK FUCK YEAH!
DOOMWHEELS ARE COMING BACK. FUCK YEAH!


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The DOOMWHEEL.

Imagine a hamster in a hamster wheel. Now imagine that the hamster wheel is ten meters tall, fires nuclear-magic-laser beams that are powered by solidified hell energy, has a xenophobic insane ratman engineer with a gun on top and instead of a hamster it houses a pack of giant mutant rats (who are likely on fire and cannibalizing each other while running).

That is the DOOMWHEEL. DOOMWHEEL is always written in all caps and is on of the only things in warhammer fantasy that's XTREME and METAL enough for Doomrider to look at. But who cares what Doomrider says, since it invariably loops back to cocaine, LSD, and whores.

DOOMWHEELS.

DOOMWHEELS ARE COMING BACK. FUCK YEAH!