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[[Image:Dragonborn2.jpg|thumb|right]]Dragonborn are a race from [[D&D|Dungeons and Dragons]] Fourth Edition.  They are usually used as an excuse to image dump scaly porn.  Because of their stats Dragonborn make the best [[Paladins]].
[[Image:Dragonborn2.jpg|thumb|right]]Dragonborn are a race from [[D&D|Dungeons and Dragons]] Fourth Edition.  They are usually used as an excuse to image dump scaly porn.  Because of their stats Dragonborn make the best [[Paladins]].


It is theorized on /tg/ that Dragonborn have tits because they are [[4e|4th edition D&D's]] in-universe version of furries. Their breasts were self-polymorphed onto them because they are deviants who want to look like humans and other titted races. It's a lifestyle for them, not just a fetish. 
Inexplicably, Dragonborn are described as maturing very quickly compared to humans, reaching the same level of development as a [[Loli|ten year old]] human child at the tender age of three, and then going on to reach adulthood at the incredibly early age of... fifteen. Exactly the same age as was given for human adulthood in [[3e]] (unspecified in [[4e]]).
 
Inexplicably, Dragonborn are described as maturing very quickly compared to humans, reaching the same level of development as a [[Loli|ten year old]] human child at the tender age of three, and then going on to reach adulthood at the incredibly early age of... fifteen. Exactly the same age as was given for human adulthood in [[3e]] (unspecified in [[4e]]). Huh.
 
Fa/tg/uys masturbate furiously to their rough, scale covered tits.  


==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 04:28, 27 January 2009

Dragonborn are a race from Dungeons and Dragons Fourth Edition. They are usually used as an excuse to image dump scaly porn. Because of their stats Dragonborn make the best Paladins.

Inexplicably, Dragonborn are described as maturing very quickly compared to humans, reaching the same level of development as a ten year old human child at the tender age of three, and then going on to reach adulthood at the incredibly early age of... fifteen. Exactly the same age as was given for human adulthood in 3e (unspecified in 4e).

Gallery

  • I'm an adventurer!
    I'm an adventurer!
  • Apparently, Argonians are Dragonborn too. Hurr.
    Apparently, Argonians are Dragonborn too. Hurr.
  • Oh look, another Argonian!
    Oh look, another Argonian!
  • Argonian
    Argonian
  • Lusty Argonian maid indeed.
    Lusty Argonian maid indeed.
  • Spears don't work that way, Silly Argonian maid.
    Spears don't work that way, Silly Argonian maid.
  • Oh yeah, polish it.
    Oh yeah, polish it.
  • Argonians have tits too.
    Argonians have tits too.
  • Oh look, an awful meme as well.
    Oh look, an awful meme as well.
  • Just look at this furry shit.
    Just look at this furry shit.
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