Dranon

Dranon, Chaos space marine of Word bearers, is maybe the most sympathetic character in Warhammer 40.000. He should have retired few thousands of years ago, yet he "takes care" of annoying and whiny cultist, who the Chaos gods resurrected as a child. He also has a bad hair day every day, suffers from lack of any kind of lotions and the only spark in his life is big good havana. (read: He is totally badass and a dick)

The Chaos Gods seem to be specifically torturing him, as not only will cultist be resurrected if he ever kills her, but when he finally took steps to fix her speech impediment (got her braces) Tzeentch intervened and put her back to normal. Not to mention, the only reason he's her caretaker in the first place is specifically because he hates kids.

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  Vehicles were manlier in Dranon's day.
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  How they came to be...
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  You actually SEE the vein portruding on Dranon's face!

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  Someone's cardboard box is someone else's metal box.
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  "I'd tell Slaanesh to go fuck herself with the treads from a Hellhound, but she'd just take that as a challenge!"
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  "The shit I put up with for the Gods of Chaos..."