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==HOW TO MAKE A DREADNOUGHT== | ==HOW TO MAKE A DREADNOUGHT== | ||
1: take 1 badass [ | 1: take 1 badass [[Space Marine]] | ||
2: shoot him in the kneecaps and a couple of his lungs | 2: shoot him in the kneecaps and a couple of his lungs | ||
3: leave the dying body on the doorstep of some [ | 3: leave the dying body on the doorstep of some [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] guy | ||
4: ??? | 4: ??? | ||
Revision as of 00:58, 18 June 2010
HOW TO MAKE A DREADNOUGHT
1: take 1 badass Space Marine
2: shoot him in the kneecaps and a couple of his lungs
3: leave the dying body on the doorstep of some Adeptus Mechanicus guy
4: ???
5: PROFIT!!! DREADNOUGHT!!!
that doesn't explain what a dreadnought is you faggot
alright, dreadnoughts are the badass coffins cool enough space marines get when they die. its a fucking brick shithouse of a monster with claws, guns for arms, missile launchers and an assload of armor.
while totally pimp in stories or video games, in the actual boardgame they never make it past turn 3 cuz their giant bullet magnets.