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Dreadnoughts are the siege walkers of the [[Space Marines]]. They're piloted by a Space Marine who almost died, but survived only with the Emperor's grace and loads of plot-armor favoritism. If the apothecaries managed to save his life, he has the option of being interred into a Dreadnought and pilot it from the confines of his armored sarcophagus.
 
Dreadnoughts are incredibly tough and their pilots even tougher, they're totally fearless and won't mind that they're gonna die a painful death under the hail of anti-armor fire and the only real way to totally kill a Dread is by blowing it all up or destroying the Sarcophagus.
 




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5: <strike>[[Profit|PROFIT!!!]]</strike> DREADNOUGHT!!!
5: <strike>[[Profit|PROFIT!!!]]</strike> DREADNOUGHT!!!


=that doesn't explain what a dreadnought is you faggot=
[[Category:Imperial]][[Category:Warhammer 40,000]]
 
Alright, dreadnoughts are the badass coffins cool enough space marines get when they almost die.
 
It's a fucking brick shithouse of a monster with claws, guns for arms, missile launchers and an assload of armor.
 
While totally pimp in stories or video games, in the actual boardgame they never make it past turn 3 cuz their giant bullet magnets. On the other hand, if you include a Master of the Forge in your army, you can have a total of 6 Dreadnoughts in your army. And since dreadnoughts can be tooled up for any situation and are dirt-cheap, this will mean you can probably fuck your opponents shit up.

Revision as of 19:35, 16 March 2011

Dreadnoughts are the siege walkers of the Space Marines. They're piloted by a Space Marine who almost died, but survived only with the Emperor's grace and loads of plot-armor favoritism. If the apothecaries managed to save his life, he has the option of being interred into a Dreadnought and pilot it from the confines of his armored sarcophagus.

Dreadnoughts are incredibly tough and their pilots even tougher, they're totally fearless and won't mind that they're gonna die a painful death under the hail of anti-armor fire and the only real way to totally kill a Dread is by blowing it all up or destroying the Sarcophagus.


HOW TO MAKE A DREADNOUGHT

1: take 1 badass Space Marine

2: shoot him in the kneecaps and a couple of his lungs

3: leave the dying body on the doorstep of some Adeptus Mechanicus guy

4: ???

5: PROFIT!!! DREADNOUGHT!!!

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