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Drugs are the most useful daily product for any human beings. EVER. They are primary used for controlling your body's conditions by giving effects like healing(medical), waking your ass up for the day (coffee) or controlling your emotions so you won't rage quit on any board games. The most popular drugs are the illegal ones, like cocaine. They are popular among every chaos warbands, especially [[Slaanesh]] cultlist and that [[Doomrider|bat-shit insane demonic biker]]. | |||
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== On /tg/ == | |||
When there are IRL drugs like krokodil appear on the web for the first time, newfag would shitposting on /tg/ and claiming it is the work of the dark god. Of course, most neckbeards have already read that shit on /b/ so they wouldn't bother post a reply. TL;DL they don't gives a fuck. | When there are IRL drugs like krokodil appear on the web for the first time, newfag would shitposting on /tg/ and claiming it is the work of the dark god. Of course, most neckbeards have already read that shit on /b/ so they wouldn't bother post a reply. TL;DL they don't gives a fuck. | ||
== Drugs in 40k == | == Drugs in 40k == | ||
*'''The ones used by Eversor assassin''': The reasons why they wreck shit so much. They consume some sort of special cocktail of combat enhancement drugs and ALL THE ADRENALINE/COKE that allows them go WRYYYYYY and shit on everyone nearby. But these drugs can only use by Eversor assassins because they had only enhance their immune system, to the point it could handle the toxicity of the combat drug. Also has the nice side effect of making the assassin's corpse explode upon death. | |||
*'''The Chirurgeon''': Used by that [[Fabius Bile|Fabulous Bill]]. It is part-sorcerers and part-technological device that acts like some sort of life support machine. The device is charged with warp energy and it can used on persons other than Fabius. Naturally, it has the typical consequences of jamming warp-based shit into your bloodstream. | |||
*'''The Chirurgeon''': Used by that [[Fabius Bile| | |||
*'''Combat Drugs''': Used by Dark Eldar, particularly Wyches, to liven up the combat. Can have a variety of useful effects, or go hilariously wrong. | |||
== IRL drugs == | == IRL drugs == | ||
*'''Krokodil''': A homemade drug created by the [[Communism|fucking Russians]]. It causes TWICE the pain compared to heroin, then proceeds to go Nurgle on your ass and turn you into a discount-quality [[Plaugebearer]]. | |||
*'''Cocaine''': I DO COCAINE!!!!1!!! Originally some shitty leaves came from some shitty tree. They were primary produce by Colombian jungle dwellers. Best for party. It makes a person so fucking high that they would do anything. That's why Slaanesh cultlist loves them so much. Weapon of choice for [[Snowflame]]. | |||
*''' | *'''Bath Salts''': Best shit ever created. It turns a person into [[Nurgle| a living zombie]]. | ||
Revision as of 00:05, 21 October 2013
Drugs are the most useful daily product for any human beings. EVER. They are primary used for controlling your body's conditions by giving effects like healing(medical), waking your ass up for the day (coffee) or controlling your emotions so you won't rage quit on any board games. The most popular drugs are the illegal ones, like cocaine. They are popular among every chaos warbands, especially Slaanesh cultlist and that bat-shit insane demonic biker.
On /tg/
When there are IRL drugs like krokodil appear on the web for the first time, newfag would shitposting on /tg/ and claiming it is the work of the dark god. Of course, most neckbeards have already read that shit on /b/ so they wouldn't bother post a reply. TL;DL they don't gives a fuck.
Drugs in 40k
- The ones used by Eversor assassin: The reasons why they wreck shit so much. They consume some sort of special cocktail of combat enhancement drugs and ALL THE ADRENALINE/COKE that allows them go WRYYYYYY and shit on everyone nearby. But these drugs can only use by Eversor assassins because they had only enhance their immune system, to the point it could handle the toxicity of the combat drug. Also has the nice side effect of making the assassin's corpse explode upon death.
- The Chirurgeon: Used by that Fabulous Bill. It is part-sorcerers and part-technological device that acts like some sort of life support machine. The device is charged with warp energy and it can used on persons other than Fabius. Naturally, it has the typical consequences of jamming warp-based shit into your bloodstream.
- Combat Drugs: Used by Dark Eldar, particularly Wyches, to liven up the combat. Can have a variety of useful effects, or go hilariously wrong.
IRL drugs
- Krokodil: A homemade drug created by the fucking Russians. It causes TWICE the pain compared to heroin, then proceeds to go Nurgle on your ass and turn you into a discount-quality Plaugebearer.
- Cocaine: I DO COCAINE!!!!1!!! Originally some shitty leaves came from some shitty tree. They were primary produce by Colombian jungle dwellers. Best for party. It makes a person so fucking high that they would do anything. That's why Slaanesh cultlist loves them so much. Weapon of choice for Snowflame.
- Bath Salts: Best shit ever created. It turns a person into a living zombie.