Elesh Norn

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Completely Canon Elesh Norn

Elesh Norn is one of the fuckawesome Praetors from the not so totally fuckawesome game Magic the Gathering.

She leads the white-aligned New Phyrexian faction that believes that Phyrexia must adhere to the teachings of the Father of Machines. Elesh Norn intends to indoctrinate everyone about the truth, even if it means flaying them, tearing them limb from limb, and reattaching the parts into a creation that is worthy of Phyrexia. She kinda like a miniature version of Khorne, Tzeentch, and the Inquisition all rolled into one. Yes she's that awesome. She also has been seemingly designated by /tg/ as the most fappable of the Praetors. Oh, sweet heresy.

In the actual game, she's a legendary creature, a really expensive one, that gives all your creature +2 to power and toughness and -2 power and toughness to your opponents. Like the rest of the preators, the game is all but over if she comes out, though her makes a lot players shy away from using her.

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  Magic the Gathering's original take on Elesh Norn
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  It is a little-known fact that Elesh Norn personally chose the symbol for New Phyrexia PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T
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  A handy scale for fapfiction writers
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  No one has ever been able to see the eyes of Elesh Norn, even when they should be able to
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  Elesh Norn and Sheholdred are the bestest of buddies
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  Elesh Norn has a predisposition to be FABULOUS in everything she does
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  Every time you make an Elesh Norn thread, she loves it. It pleases her immensely
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  Elesh Norn, thinking of new and wonderful ways to convert heretics like yourself...
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  ... and this is what she came up with.
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  Elesh Norn is in your cards, hijacking them
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  That isn't actually snow, it is the ashes that spew from the depths of Phyrexia. She loves to frolic in it
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  Not always fappable
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  The human version is considered equally desirable BY FAGGOTS, but for different reasons MAINLY FAGGOTRY
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  This is what happens, /tg/. THIS is why you stay away from /d/!