Eliphas The Inheritor

Eliphas

Eliphas the Inheritor or simply Eliphas is a Chaos Lord featured in the Warhammer 40K Vidya geym series Dawn of War: Dark Crusade where he led the Word Bearers legion on Kronus and surprisingly made a future appearance in Dawn of War 2 as a champion in the Black Legion. Unlike the other Chaos lords featured in the entire DoW1 series, Eliphas was well known for his utter badassery and sarcasm rather than awkward language and statements that made the other Chaos Lords: Carron(MEHTAL BAWKSES), Bale(SSSSSSIIIINNNNNDDDRRIIIII) and Crull(BLOOD FOR TEH BLOOD GAWD) noticeable. Indeed, Eliphas is calm and collected and makes some of the most insightful/sarcastic remarks throughout his campaign, somewhat making him a lesser dickish version of Eldrad.

And unlike some Chaos Lords (Those names above), and the majority of the prissy faggots who play Chaos, Eliphas is the epitome of what a Chaos Marines should be; a raving religious fanatic.

Dark Crusade

Eliphas attempted to conquer the planet Kronus for the glory of Chaos (And most likely cuz he was threatened to be brought back to the Basilica of Torments for previous failures.Which is basically a place where people are tortured Hellraiser Style).He was then confronted by Davian Thule (A.K.A. Davian Cool) and his army of Blood Ravens.Eliphas,who was way too awesome to fight the blood ravens himself,decided to just simply let his minions do the dirty work for him while he got high on marijuana.However,this was a BIG mistake as Eliphas' Chaos followers were getting their asses kicked.Eliphas attempted to escape through a portal,but was confronted by a Daemon Prince.The Daemon Prince blamed Eliphas for being so damned lazy,but Eliphas said to blame it on his minions.This then led to a long argument of whose fault it was.This ended with the Daemon Prince getting so pissed of that he decided to kill Eliphas in a very gory way.

Chaos Rising

Eliphas' soul was brought to the warp,in which many daemons wanted to obtain (More specifically,Slaaneshi Daemons who wanted to ass rape him for being so DAMN AWESOME).Though eventually he was finally brought back to life later on (Though it seemed to have left his cool sounding voice less cool).He decided to leave the Word Bearers,cuz Eliphas was like "Fuck them,they're assholes" and left to join the Black Legion.He participated in the Invasion of Aurelia under the service of Araghast the pillager (Though he never liked the Idea of being ordered around).He later betrayed Araghast and attempted to summon Ulkair (A Greater Daemon of Nurgle who has antlers like a randier).But once again failed by the Blood Ravens. When Eliphas was brought back to life however, several of his awesomeness have been removed from him as his badass voice in DoW Dark Crusade isn't used anymore.

Eliphas' epic dialogues

• Being dickish with Captain Thule
• Against Captain Thule
• Eliphas being dickish with Governor Alexander
• Even when about to face defeat, he's still a dick
• Dick+Comic Relief=lolwut

Trivia

• He seems to be suffering from a severe case of Throat Cancer as his voice constantly changes tone.