F-Zero RPG/F-Zero RPG version 2

F-Zero RPG, the second vreem

What started as silly little homebrew quickly grew out of control with sperglords joining in. Races were held, rules were discussed, vreem was had. Over time system changed and mutated into new horrifying forms, and now it got enough rules revisions to...

elegan/tg/entlemen, we proudly present you, F-ZERO RPG: THE SECOND VREEM!

That's right! The second edition of a game nobody will play because lolhomebrewbettergoplayD&D. So, dear reader, if you clicked through random pages in a fit of boredom and are reading this (WHY are you reading this, i wonder), you better gather your friends, hot-blooded rivals or best enemies (since game is PvP, enemies probably work the best) and give this shit a try.

Drive as swift as a wind On curves be still as a forest Ram those fuckers as fierce as fire If when they ram you, stay steady like a mountain and DON'T YOU DARE FORGET YOUR SHADES, PUNK!

VERSION CHANGES GO HERE

V 2.0 ->Character statistics turned upside-down overhauled (fucking genius: Seiun)
->Acceleration speed fixed (fucked up everything everywhere for everyone:Hootings)

LOTS OF COPYPASTED TEXT AND MEAGER FIXES BECAUSE THAT IDIOT HOOTINGS IS A LAZY IDIOT AND CANNOT INTO PDF ALSO MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK PLEASE HELP

INTRODUCTION

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PRESENTED BY NINTENDO

In the latter half of the 20th century, Mankind was gripped by the fear of being invaded by extraterrestrials. They referred to extraterrestrial spacecraft as UFOs (Unidentified Flying Objects). Now, to those of us in this day and age, this sounds like a fairy tale.

It is now the year 2560, and due to the human race’s countless encounters with alien life forms throughout the Universe, Earth’s social framework has expanded to cosmic proportions. Now, trade, technology transfer and cultural interchange are carried out on an interplanetary basis.

The multibillionaires who earned their enormous wealth through intergalactic trade, while satisfied with their rich lifestyles, also yearned for a new entertainment to stimulate their lazy lives. Their wishes were met by a call for a new project based upon a seemingly simple premise-"Why not hold, on a galactic scale, some competition like the F-1 races once held on Earth centuries ago?”

At once, everyone jumped at this idea. Rich merchants from cities in the clouds or asteroids with almost uninhabitable environments invested their wealth in the construction of racing circuits. These racing circuits were located as high up as 300 feet above grounds and held in place by anti-gravitational guide beams on both sides of the course.

The racing machines developed for these tracks used the very latest in super-magnetic technology and were designed to travel without wheels, hovering one foot above the course track.

When the first Grand Prix race was held, people were angered at the brutality of the competition. The organizers had, during construction, placed various obstacles and traps along the raceway. But as time passed, and people grew to these dangers, they soon demanded even more excitement in the race. In time, winning this race meant earning the highest honor that could be bestowed on anyone in the Universe.

In a very short time, people came to call this Grand Prix simply, “F-ZERO”.