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A bit of writefagging based on a quote from | A bit of writefagging based on a quote from [Malcador the Sigilite|Malcador the Sigilite]: | ||
''“You brothers--such a nest of rivalries. I warned him to make you sisters, that it would make things more civilized. He thought I was joking, I wasn't."'' | ''“You brothers--such a nest of rivalries. I warned him to make you sisters, that it would make things more civilized. He thought I was joking, I wasn't."'' | ||
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A bit of writefagging based on a quote from [Malcador the Sigilite|Malcador the Sigilite]:
“You brothers--such a nest of rivalries. I warned him to make you sisters, that it would make things more civilized. He thought I was joking, I wasn't."
Changes
Genders and Loyalties
Female
Horus (loyal, replaces Roboute, killed by Lorgar at Imperial Palace)
Fulgrim (traitor, killed by Ferrus on not!Istvaan after stupid amounts of shipping in the Great Crusade)
Alph/Omegon (whole legion female, loyalties split between two primarchs)
Lorgar (replaces Horus as arch traitor, Word Bearers become a huge legion, seems like she's the best conqueror until all her planets rise up as chaos minions)
Russ (loyal, tsundere A.F. with Magnus)
Khan (loyal)
Dorn (loyal)
Angron (traitor, becomes very passive-aggressive instead of straight rage)
Roboute (traitor)
Male
Ferrus (kills Fulgrim, but gets very upset over what he's done and starts indiscriminately murdering people until he is killed. Amplifies FLESH IS WEAK among surviving IH)
Magnus (loyal)
Morty (traitor)
Curze (traitor)
Lion (WAS ALREADY A TRAITOR)
Vulkan (loyal, still best bro of all time)
Corax (loyal)
Sanguinius (goes traitor with roboute, form their own Imperium Secundus)
Perturabo (loyal, builds autistic walls with Dorn)
Misc
I might switch the loyalties of IH and EC.
Basically Lorgar and Horus are the two "favored children." Emperor roasts Colchis still, but this time with Horus instead of Rawbutt Girlyman. Lorgar seems to acquiesce and goes on a win streak, taking thousands of worlds and expanding her legion mightily. Magnus and Russ bang on Ullanor. All is well.
But Fulgrim feels let down by the growing oppression of the Imperium, and her desire for perfection allows her to join with Lorgar. Similarly, Roboute and Sanguinius feel that their own empire could do much better than the Emperor. Angron and Curze are insane, Morty gets dragged into things, and before you know it: HERESY!
Burning of Prospero: Magnus discovers Lorgar's shenanigans, fucks shit up on Terra by accident, Russ comes over and they talk it out. Magnus heads to Terra and splits most of his soul from his body to sit on the Golden Throne while he leads the 1k Sons (also, dammit, the Thousand Daughters would have been perfect).
Now the Emperor is out and about with the Custodes to go fuck up some traitors. Lured into trap somehow, loyalists BTFO. not!Istvaan happens, Ferrus and Fulgrim die. More shit happens. Slowly pushed back to Terra.
Final battle happens in front of the Golden Throne. Lorgar is trying to summon daemons, so Magnus is forced to sit bodily upon the Throne to keep the portal closed while the Emperor helps. Horus duels Lorgar and is killed. Emperor fights Lorgar, gets fucked up. Random mysterious guardsman stops the final blow for a whole two seconds before getting his soul mind-raped.
While Lorgar focused her psychic abilities on the guardsman, Emps siezes the moment to strip the influence of the Chaos Gods away. They look sadly at each other and then Emps kills Lorgar once and for all.