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[[File:Furioso Dreadnought.jpg|360px|right|thumb|RIP AND FUCKING TEAR!]] | |||
Furioso Dreadnoughts are super, special [[Blood Angels]] exclusive Dreadnoughts designed for [[RIP AND TEAR|ripping and tearing]] the [[Anal circumference|anal region]] of the enemies of mankind. [[Orks]] shit themselves when this thing comes <s>rolling</s> lumbering across the battlefields. | |||
==Overview== | |||
The Blood Angels Master of the Forges conceived this pattern in M35 (Don't ask where or how the Blood Angels came up with this innovation, less so if its a member of the [[Mechanicus]] who are still [[butthurt]] over not getting their grubby metallic tentacles over this tech), although others believe that these warriors earned their scars in the Battle of Terra. Reflecting his chapter's preference for [[FATAL|fisting and causing severe rectum damage,]] the Furioso pattern enters battle with two Dreadnought Close Combat Weapons (Blood Talons or Blood Fists) and forgoes any heavy weaponry, although one arm may be replaced with a frag cannon as an assault weapon. It also has one built in storm bolter or heavy flamer to deal with large numbers of light infantry as well as a meltagun for anti-armour duty. | |||
For equally more [[Lulz|lulzy]] variation, mortally wounded [[Librarians]] are sometimes interred in a suit of [[Librarian Dreadnought|modified furioso armour]] and are equipped with a force weapon and close combat weapon. Dreadnoughts inducted into the Death Company are solely comprised of Furioso variants and Librarian Furiosos may also be found in use by the Blood Angels and their successors. | |||
==Death Company Dreadnought== | |||
Just like how our regular bishonen vampires get their [[Black Rage|man-version of the]] [[Sisters of Battle|'Red Rage']], so do their Dreadnoughts. When a Blood Angels Dreadnought falls to the Black Rage, it becomes nearly impossible for the Chapter to restrain him, and as such he may [[Rage|rage]] out of control for days until the Chapter's Techmarines can rig a device to disable him. The Chapter's Sanguinary Priests can then judge whether or not the Dreadnought's Astartes occupant should be sedated until the next battle or relieved of his life so that another may take his place. If the occupant of the Dreadnought is still sane enough to follow direction, he will be moved to the Chapter's Death Company, where his Dreadnought body will be able to withstand tremendous amounts of punishment and his unending rage will result in the deaths of many foes. | |||
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Revision as of 05:25, 13 September 2016
Furioso Dreadnoughts are super, special Blood Angels exclusive Dreadnoughts designed for ripping and tearing the anal region of the enemies of mankind. Orks shit themselves when this thing comes rolling lumbering across the battlefields.
Overview
The Blood Angels Master of the Forges conceived this pattern in M35 (Don't ask where or how the Blood Angels came up with this innovation, less so if its a member of the Mechanicus who are still butthurt over not getting their grubby metallic tentacles over this tech), although others believe that these warriors earned their scars in the Battle of Terra. Reflecting his chapter's preference for fisting and causing severe rectum damage, the Furioso pattern enters battle with two Dreadnought Close Combat Weapons (Blood Talons or Blood Fists) and forgoes any heavy weaponry, although one arm may be replaced with a frag cannon as an assault weapon. It also has one built in storm bolter or heavy flamer to deal with large numbers of light infantry as well as a meltagun for anti-armour duty.
For equally more lulzy variation, mortally wounded Librarians are sometimes interred in a suit of modified furioso armour and are equipped with a force weapon and close combat weapon. Dreadnoughts inducted into the Death Company are solely comprised of Furioso variants and Librarian Furiosos may also be found in use by the Blood Angels and their successors.
Death Company Dreadnought
Just like how our regular bishonen vampires get their man-version of the 'Red Rage', so do their Dreadnoughts. When a Blood Angels Dreadnought falls to the Black Rage, it becomes nearly impossible for the Chapter to restrain him, and as such he may rage out of control for days until the Chapter's Techmarines can rig a device to disable him. The Chapter's Sanguinary Priests can then judge whether or not the Dreadnought's Astartes occupant should be sedated until the next battle or relieved of his life so that another may take his place. If the occupant of the Dreadnought is still sane enough to follow direction, he will be moved to the Chapter's Death Company, where his Dreadnought body will be able to withstand tremendous amounts of punishment and his unending rage will result in the deaths of many foes.