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'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
[[Image:Karamazov.gif|frame|right|Behold, the man and his chair]]


They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
'''Lord [[Inquisitor]] Fyodor Karamazov''' is one of the most well-known members of the [[Ordo Hereticus]]. This is not because of any good reasons, except for maybe that pimping-[[dreadnought]]-toilet-seat called the "'''Throne of Judgement'''".


== CHANNELS ==
The old man's infamous for his scorched-earth approach to things. If he sees any [[heresy]], he blasts it from orbit with no regard to any collateral damage. If he needs a militia, he'll just requisition from whatever's available and send them to do the fighting...and then send orbital bombardments on their heads. IF asked about the collateral, all he reminds the questioner is that he got results and the innocents are now with the God-Emperor.
The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.


{{awesome}}== EVENTS ==
All in all, he's a posterboy for everything wrong with the Inquisition's methods.
The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene.  These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't!  They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.


In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
His name is a reference to the character in "The Grand Inquisitor", a story-within-a-story in a Russian novel "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.


== HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==  
==That one time on Salem Proctor==
Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
Fyodor is hated by the Ecclesiarchy and the Thorian faction of inquisitors (a group of resurrectionist inquisitors that wants to transfer Emperor's soul to someone similar to [[Sebastian Thor]]), and for a good reason too. It all started on a planet called Salem Proctor; basically, the planet's cardinal was an asshole heretic and everyone rebelled. A preacher named ''Icarael'' led the main rebellion, and everyone was so moved by the his faith and actions that the local inquisitors planned to snatch him away from the mayhem...until Fyodor came and ruined everything.  


* GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
Fyodor put Icarael on trial and tortured him for six month straight in a battle fortress without letting anyone in, not even other Inquisitors. This pissed everyone off, none more so than Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII, who demanded the preacher's release or else they were going to shell the damned place. Unfortunately, by the time the Ecclesiarch's demands reached him Fyodor had already proclaimed Icarael a heretic and had executed him via incineration. The Ecclesiarchy were so fucking pissed that they are going arrest the damned walkie-potty bald man until the taint of chaos was uncovered among those who followed Icarael's teachings. Fyodor was publicly vindicated and got away, while both the Ecclesiarchy and the Thorians were helpless to do anything but stare very crossly at him.
* GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
* GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
* GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN


GRAND DAD IS LOVE
 
GRAND DAD IS LIFE
 
GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
<s> [[TTS|He also may or may not be the Emperor]] </s>
FOR MEMES
 
FOR VINESAUCE
{{Template:Famous members of the Inquisiton}}
AND FOR
SILVAGUNNER
[[Category: Meme]][[Category: GRAND DAD]][[Category: GRAND DAD Fantasy]][[Category: Awesome]]

Revision as of 17:41, 14 August 2020

Behold, the man and his chair

Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov is one of the most well-known members of the Ordo Hereticus. This is not because of any good reasons, except for maybe that pimping-dreadnought-toilet-seat called the "Throne of Judgement".

The old man's infamous for his scorched-earth approach to things. If he sees any heresy, he blasts it from orbit with no regard to any collateral damage. If he needs a militia, he'll just requisition from whatever's available and send them to do the fighting...and then send orbital bombardments on their heads. IF asked about the collateral, all he reminds the questioner is that he got results and the innocents are now with the God-Emperor.

All in all, he's a posterboy for everything wrong with the Inquisition's methods.

His name is a reference to the character in "The Grand Inquisitor", a story-within-a-story in a Russian novel "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

That one time on Salem Proctor

Fyodor is hated by the Ecclesiarchy and the Thorian faction of inquisitors (a group of resurrectionist inquisitors that wants to transfer Emperor's soul to someone similar to Sebastian Thor), and for a good reason too. It all started on a planet called Salem Proctor; basically, the planet's cardinal was an asshole heretic and everyone rebelled. A preacher named Icarael led the main rebellion, and everyone was so moved by the his faith and actions that the local inquisitors planned to snatch him away from the mayhem...until Fyodor came and ruined everything.

Fyodor put Icarael on trial and tortured him for six month straight in a battle fortress without letting anyone in, not even other Inquisitors. This pissed everyone off, none more so than Ecclesiarch Decius XXIII, who demanded the preacher's release or else they were going to shell the damned place. Unfortunately, by the time the Ecclesiarch's demands reached him Fyodor had already proclaimed Icarael a heretic and had executed him via incineration. The Ecclesiarchy were so fucking pissed that they are going arrest the damned walkie-potty bald man until the taint of chaos was uncovered among those who followed Icarael's teachings. Fyodor was publicly vindicated and got away, while both the Ecclesiarchy and the Thorians were helpless to do anything but stare very crossly at him.


He also may or may not be the Emperor

Famous members of the Emperor's Holy Inquisition
Ordo Xenos: Amberley Vail - Bronislaw Czevak - Kyria Draxus - Gregor Eisenhorn - Kryptman
Solomon Lok - Jena Orechiel - Gideon Ravenor - Velayne Ramaeus - Helynna Valeria - Emil Darkhammer
Ordo Hereticus: Adrastia - Katarinya Greyfax - Fyodor Karamazov - Anton Zerbe
Ordo Malleus: Hector Rex - Mordecai Toth - Torquemada Coteaz - Jaq Draco
Thadus Valconet Horst - Covenant - Ivixia Dannica - Ghankus Dhar
Other Ordos: