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| | #REDIRECT [[Governer-Militant Lucas Alexander]] |
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| The Imperial Governer-Militant in [[Dawn of War|Dark Crusade]]. Considered a step down in manliness from [[General Sturnn]], Alexander remains a fucking manly motherfucker, especially since Dark Crusade ends with a canon ending for the Imperial Guard, successfully destroying the [[Necron]]s, stopping an [[Ork]] WAAAAGH!! Dead in its tracks, capturing the [[Eldar]] witch [[Taldeer]], forcing the [[Tau]] off-world, kicking [[Eliphas The Inheritor]]'s ass, and driving off the [[Blood Ravens]] when their commander was too much of a tool and refused to fuck off. So whilst he does not reach the manliness of the other Imperial generals in the series, he has the standard-issue set of fist-size steel balls all guardsmen have, and he is, as such, still pretty badass.
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| Of course, this was not canon. In truth, he was killed by Davian Thule, who was loathed to do so and shed a river of manly tears after he riddled the good general with bolter shells. ;_;
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