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| ''Despite being very similar, he is not the same person as [[Jaghatai Khan]].'' | | ''Despite being very similar, he is not the same person as [[Jaghatai Khan]].'' |
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| [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genghis_khan] Tada! The Wiki article!
| | Chinggis Haan (more commonly known in the English-speaking world as Genghis Khan) was a 12th century Mongolian warlord and Khagan (Emperor) who in 1206 CE succeeded in uniting the Mongol tribes of Northeastern Asia into what would become known as the Mongol Empire. Contrary to popular belief, he was not the first individual chieftain to attempt in creating a unified Mongol confederation; the first having been his great-great grandfather Habul Haan who established the Khamaag Mongol confederation. Chinggis was infinitely more successful though, and managed to unite nearly all the disparate Mongol factions into his empire; which is why he is considered by modern day Mongolians as the founding father of the Mongol state. |
| [[Image:Genghis Khan by el grimlock.jpg|thumb|Right|350px|Genghis Motherfucking Khan...The Conqueror turned to Khorne's GREATEST champion of all time. This picture needs bigger beard, more blood, and traditional curved Mongolian saber and longbow.]]
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| Since Genghis Khan was a daemon prince anyhow it figures accuracy shouldn't be much of a problem here. They're already way off.
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| In short, He killed a ton of people (40 million to be exact, with bows, arrows, spears, really primitive rockets, blackpowder guns, and swords), made an empire (the biggest pre-spacefaring empire of all time, though it may be exceeded by the British depending on how far north you define its borders as stretching), and became the first daemon prince of [[Khorne]] to kill a ton more people. We know Ghengis motherfucking Khan as [[Doombreed]].
| | Born Temujiin, meaning 'man of iron' and thought to be derived from a Northeastern Turkic word, he was the son of Yesukhei (later to be known as Yesukhei Bahadur or 'Yesukhei the Warrior' after being dubbed posthumously so by Chinggis), who was chieftain of the Borjigid tribe (Grey-Blue wolf tribe) and descended from the legendary warrior-king Bodonchar Munkhaag (lit. Bodonchar the Bastard, dubbed so for his illegitimate birth). In turn, Temujiin was also descended from Borte Chino, [[Leman Russ|the great wolf]] and mythical forebear of the Borjigid tribe. |
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| He is the most badass Asian of all time, because he killed 40 million people in a time before automatic weapons and conquered like 16 million square miles of territory in an age before motor vehicles.
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| Ghenghis Khan enjoyed using a combination of arrow shooty faggotry and mounted melee. Thus making him the inspiration for the Blood Pact cult of Khornate worshipers. He also liked flanking and encirclement of enemy cities. Contrary to popular belief, he was no bloodthirsty dumbass: he was a bloodthirsty genius as he learned new and different strategies and war machines to use with every passing empire he destroyed, so he could kill people better in both open field and siege warfare. And those empires he did trample to the ground were no lightweights either -- what's more is they were at the pinnacle of power as well.
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| Not only does he help Khorne outthink Tzeentch, he helps him outsex Slaanesh. Because in life, he fucked so many bitches that today there are 7 million people directly descended from him... So he is the greatest warrior and womanizer of all time. He also out-plagues Nurgle because it was his [[mongols]] who ended up spreading the Black Death that gave Nurgle sentience. So in other words, he is so awesome that thanks to him, Khorne can beat the other three Chaos Gods at their own games.
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| It is said that an entire 2% of the World's population can trace their bloodlines to him (see two paragraphs above above). 2% of the world now worships Khorne, though with all honestly he was sort of Chaos Undivided; he was blood hungry for Khorne, a beast that would make Slaanesh proud, plagued Europe to the point where Nurgle came to be and was a complete bastard of Just As Planned tactics like the great schemer himself.
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| Alternative spellings of his name include Chinggis Haan, Tchingis Khan, etc., which are all transliteration of the Mongolian title he bore. His real name was Temujin.
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| Historyfags would say "he's actually a more badass version of Alexander the Great. He's misunderstood as a dumb bloodthirsty yellow monkey because he allowed no man to keep a well documented account of him, and so the conquered people slandered him out of sheer butthurt." What's funny is these gits are the one's who are misunderstanding him, because Alexander the Great started out as a prancy little princely faggot (literally), but Genghis Khan started out as a poor little son of a tiny nomadic clan chieftain, who was poisoned when Temujin was a kid which made him have to act the man of the house from the age in which modern kids go to the internet and become butthurt noobfags. There's a solid reason he could grow up to be Khorne incarnate -- he lived the life of a Primarch without being a genetically-engineered supersoldier.
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| He was also said to be physically strong (indeed, tall and powerful. Noted for great endurance among a people known for their endurance). He also likes depopulating races. <s>You know Baghdad? Place was the most civilized and glorious city on earth, now it's as it is BECAUSE HE SACKED IT, Iraq used to be a beautiful fertile flood plain until he sacked it so hard it became a fucking desert because he salted their fields until practically nothing could grow there ever again. The crazy bastard.</s> {{BLAM|'''WHICH IS ALL VERY NICE, EXCEPT I DIDN'T DO THAT. MY ASSLICKING CHRISTFAG GRANDSON HULAGU DID.'''}}. His was the clan Bortijgan. Which is Mongolian for [[Space Wolves|Blue Wolves]].
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| He was so badass that his death embodied a massacre itself. When he died, per his orders, they were to have a funeral march of an army to bury him in some unknown location in the Steppes, and to keep it a secret, have that army killed by another army, which in turn was SLAUGHTERED BY ANOTHER army to keep it double secret. Then everything around a wide radius was to be trampled to the ground so no one would know where the funeral army was originally headed.
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| His children and generals all went on to slaughter even more people and conquer even more territory, they all also became Daemon Princes of [[Khorne]], with Genghis' greatest General Subutai becoming Khorne's greatest strategist who helps [[Khorne]] out-think [[Tzeentch]] along with Genghis.
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| ==Biographic Summary==
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| * Father is poisoned, master of a poor clan
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| * Commits his first murder at the tender age of 14, when his brother, Behter, decides to be a dick about sharing his food.
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| * Waifu is kidnapped, Fucks up their clan and finds his wife.
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| * Grows up to avenge his father, razes enemy clan
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| * Local clans make him their leader, polices aberrant clans to submission
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| * Ends up conquering other clans and uniting [[Mongols]].
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| * Rebuilds Mongolia, invents the Phagspar Mongolian Alphabet, makes laws (99% which were basically "Don't FUCK with the KHAN. " not really. most of them had to do with shit like religious tolerance and how kidnapping is stupid and shit.), promotes trade, and because of trade promotion he builds many many bridges between the East and West. Seriously, do you think he made cultural bridges on purpose? no. it just happens with trade. its like saying Alexander the Great (read:dick) on purposely spread Hellenistic culture.
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| * Genghis Motherfucking Khan: We want to trade more with you.
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| : Minyak empire: No.
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| : GMFK: You die now!
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| * GMFK: Trade, you faggots.
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| : Jin Dynasty (Northern China): Fuck Noh. Trorororor Mongorian monkey.
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| : GMFK: >:C
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| * GMFK: TRADEEEE
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| : Khwarezmian Empire: *picks Arab stache* yearrrhh... Fuck off.
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| * GMFK: *commits genocide*
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| * GMFK falls off horse, suffers lasting damage in his old age, takes it like a boss to fuck up Tanguts for a final showdown.
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| * To decorate the last year of his life, massacred so many Tanguts no descendants remain to this day.
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| This is prett bad. Missing alot. Read "Genghis khan and the Making of the modern world."
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| *^ This. Great book BTW.
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| ==Preferred tactics==
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| * Tumbleweed Formation
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| * Horse Archer Rush
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| * Arrow Spam
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| * More of both
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| * Horse Charge
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| * Raping the Chinese
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| * Raping Persians
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| * Raping the Russians so hard that they are still paranoid about something like that happening to this day.
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| * Using POWs to fill moats so they can get their seige engines over them.
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| * Raping other Mongols
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| * Using prisoners of war as human shields or disposable labor. Essentially, they were treated like servitors, but without even the dubious peace of mind-wipes.
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| * Raging on how the movie of him casted a Wapanese faggot in his role Khorne derives much enjoyment from this
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| * Pouring molten silver into the eyes of people. Sometimes, when Genghis' men were in a good mood, they would instead offer their victims a refreshing drink of smelted lead.
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| * Wanking about how he was a barbarian from the North
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| * <s>Having the epic smarts to extort tons of money from various Chinese city states so that he WOULDN'T kill, maim, burn 'em</s> His adviser who's name is known in English as Long-Beard convinced him to do that, Genghis wanted to raze China to the ground because he thought they had nothing useful to offer him at first glance.
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| * Throwing plague-ridden dead bodies using catapults
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| * Rape
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| * Pillage
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| * Genocide for the Blood God (look up Khwarezmid empire).
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| * Burn
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| * Feigned retreat followed by luring anyone dumb enough to give chase into a predetermined kill zone. Cue charge of said faggots and then regrouping of said group back to main formation. CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-{{FWIP}} KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
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| * Using the above to scare people into surrendering rather than fight him (also helps that he kept his word about not doing the above to those that do).
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| * Reserving "special" treatment for those who had the balls to kill Genghis' emissaries, which was a huge no-no in his book. Whenever the assholes who tried this shit got caught by the Mongols, they were introduced to a refreshing glass of boiling silver.
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| ** In fact this is the reason the Khwarezmid empire doesn't exist today. They killed one group of his emissaries and dissed the second, in response he [[Exterminatus|WIPED THEM OFF THE FUCKIN' MAP, KILLING OR ENSLAVING EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM AND DESTROYING ALL THEIR SETTLEMENTS]]!
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| * Raping
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| * Honoring worthy opponents by giving them a bloodless execution, though said bloodless executions involved getting stomped on by a bunch of pissed-off Mongol soldiers. This practice annoyed Khorne badly for obvious reasons.
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| * Being wholly reasonable to people, he even allowed them the freedom to choose their own religions, so long as they didn't give him any shit and paid their taxes/tribute on time.
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| * Did we mention rape ?
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| *rape
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| | Chinggis is notable primarily for being a warlord and having waged the Mongol Invasions of Asia and Europe, which collectively resulted in the massacre of 40 million people; which amounts to 10% of the world's population at that time. He's also notable for having 0.4% percent of the world's population springing forth from his mighty loins, which makes him akin to a real world equivalent to Walder Frey from [[A Song of Ice and Fire]]. Or at least he would if Frey was an apocalyptic level badass and not an underachieving old lecherous fuckwit. For obvious reasons, most of these people tend to be from Central Asia (Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, East Turkestan, Tajikistan, Afghanistan), some parts of South Asia (primarily northern India and Pakistan) and Siberia and Turkic Russia (Republic of Tatarstan, Republic of Baskhortostan) and most of them are Muslim. Descent from Chinggis Haan is so wide-spread that it even has a name; Altan Urag, which translates roughly to 'Golden Lineage' and is also the name of that Mongolian folk-rock band. In Kazakh, this is called 'Töre'. Historically, a person descended from Chinggis Haan would be called 'Chinggisid', in the tradition of Central Asian tribes deriving their names from their founders and adding '-id'; meaning 'descended from', compare with the Scandinavian '-linga' suffix. |
| [[Category: Chaos]][[Category: Warhammer 40,000]] | | [[Category: Chaos]][[Category: Warhammer 40,000]] |
Despite being very similar, he is not the same person as Jaghatai Khan.
Chinggis Haan (more commonly known in the English-speaking world as Genghis Khan) was a 12th century Mongolian warlord and Khagan (Emperor) who in 1206 CE succeeded in uniting the Mongol tribes of Northeastern Asia into what would become known as the Mongol Empire. Contrary to popular belief, he was not the first individual chieftain to attempt in creating a unified Mongol confederation; the first having been his great-great grandfather Habul Haan who established the Khamaag Mongol confederation. Chinggis was infinitely more successful though, and managed to unite nearly all the disparate Mongol factions into his empire; which is why he is considered by modern day Mongolians as the founding father of the Mongol state.
Born Temujiin, meaning 'man of iron' and thought to be derived from a Northeastern Turkic word, he was the son of Yesukhei (later to be known as Yesukhei Bahadur or 'Yesukhei the Warrior' after being dubbed posthumously so by Chinggis), who was chieftain of the Borjigid tribe (Grey-Blue wolf tribe) and descended from the legendary warrior-king Bodonchar Munkhaag (lit. Bodonchar the Bastard, dubbed so for his illegitimate birth). In turn, Temujiin was also descended from Borte Chino, the great wolf and mythical forebear of the Borjigid tribe.
Chinggis is notable primarily for being a warlord and having waged the Mongol Invasions of Asia and Europe, which collectively resulted in the massacre of 40 million people; which amounts to 10% of the world's population at that time. He's also notable for having 0.4% percent of the world's population springing forth from his mighty loins, which makes him akin to a real world equivalent to Walder Frey from A Song of Ice and Fire. Or at least he would if Frey was an apocalyptic level badass and not an underachieving old lecherous fuckwit. For obvious reasons, most of these people tend to be from Central Asia (Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, East Turkestan, Tajikistan, Afghanistan), some parts of South Asia (primarily northern India and Pakistan) and Siberia and Turkic Russia (Republic of Tatarstan, Republic of Baskhortostan) and most of them are Muslim. Descent from Chinggis Haan is so wide-spread that it even has a name; Altan Urag, which translates roughly to 'Golden Lineage' and is also the name of that Mongolian folk-rock band. In Kazakh, this is called 'Töre'. Historically, a person descended from Chinggis Haan would be called 'Chinggisid', in the tradition of Central Asian tribes deriving their names from their founders and adding '-id'; meaning 'descended from', compare with the Scandinavian '-linga' suffix.