Gnome

Gnomes are primarily shown to be small midget versions of humans that should not be confused with Dwarf or Halflings that pop up in more than a few fantasy settings. Most notable differences is a universal hatred of them as well as their love of tinkering with shit. They also have a habit of stealing underwear in hopes of getting profit! The females are commonly drawn as loli in hopes of having legal loli pictures.

In 4th Edition of D&D, they're a monster (rawr)

Gnomish physi... *sigh* Y'know what? Fuck it.

I can't do it. I just can't make them entertaining. Gnomes are like those kids in high school that can't afford cool cars or play an instrument, so they just try too hard to be funny. If you're setting out to be a loonie from the outset, you're just destined to fail.

Look, I'll just wrap this up really quick for you. Gnomes are tiny and fond of pranks. That's why they're mostly played by the guy who wants to derail your campaign. They make good rogues, bards and artificers, but I hardly see why you'd even bother. Any questions?

Gnomish Mating prac-

Get the fuck out of my office.