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Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his [[Sisters of Battle|female bodyguards]] finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of [[The Emperor]] himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of '''''"I don't have time to die; I'm too busy"''''' which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry (those that can afford to watch movies or study history in the first place, at least). A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be (and has been) worse. What a cunt. But don't worry because the imperium won't get any worse because Gee Dubs won't advance the story. | Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his [[Sisters of Battle|female bodyguards]] finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of [[The Emperor]] himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of '''''"I don't have time to die; I'm too busy"''''' which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry (those that can afford to watch movies or study history in the first place, at least). A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be (and has been) worse. What a cunt. But don't worry because the imperium won't get any worse because Gee Dubs won't advance the story. | ||
== | == Age of Apostasy == | ||
Even before taking power, Vandire got his way to becoming '''Master of the Administratum''' by back-stabbing, bribery and assassination. | Even before taking power, Vandire got his way to becoming '''Master of the Administratum''' by back-stabbing, bribery and assassination. | ||
When the current Ecclesiarch died, He managed to wrangle his own choice of Ecclesiarch into the grimdark Vatican, who ended up being the weakest guy to ever serve in the role. Thus when confidence in the church started to plummet he actually had a case for storming the palace, where ''apparently'' the space-pope was involved in some sort of debauchery that would put even the [[Slaanesh|Borgias]] to shame. So he pronounced the Ecclesiarch guilty and took the job himself - what a hero | When the current Ecclesiarch died, He managed to wrangle his own choice of Ecclesiarch into the grimdark Vatican, who ended up being the weakest guy to ever serve in the role. Thus when confidence in the church started to plummet he actually had a case for storming the palace, where ''apparently'' the space-pope was involved in some sort of debauchery that would put even the [[Slaanesh|Borgias]] to shame. So he pronounced the Ecclesiarch guilty and took the job himself - what a hero | ||
== | == Reign of Blood == | ||
Absolute power corrupts absolutely, especially when the guy claiming the power was corrupt already. | Absolute power corrupts absolutely, especially when the guy claiming the power was corrupt already. | ||
Vandire went insane (if he wasn't already) with power, and started claiming that he spoke with the voice of the [[Emperor]] himself, basically a "whatever I say, goes" and started getting clerks to write down whatever he said at all times. | Vandire went insane (if he wasn't already) with power, and started claiming that he spoke with the voice of the [[Emperor]] himself, basically a "whatever I say, goes" and started getting clerks to write down whatever he said at all times. | ||
He | He got himself a holographic map of the galaxy and started pointing at it and issuing crazy edicts: | ||
*Purging all gingers from some worlds populations (no we're not kidding) | |||
*People from some worlds were forbidden from looking at the sky | |||
*Virus Bombing some planets with gene-viruses to eliminate imagined mutations | |||
*Enslaving all female children below 12 years old. | |||
*Setting up Servo-Skulls everywhere to record citizens movements and conversations. |
Revision as of 16:44, 31 January 2015
Jackass who took control of the imperium by taking up the positions of Ecclesiarch and Head of the Administration at the same time, starting the Age of Apostasy.
Murdered so many innocent Imperial citizens in a fit of paranoia that even the Imperium (the Catholic Nazis of the setting) views him the same way non-Nazi people in real life view the actual and universally despised leader of the Nazis.
Took a shitload of spes muhreens to take on the faggot, and even then he only died because his female bodyguards finally realized he was an asshole and cut off his head, possibly by order of The Emperor himself. At least he left behind some epic last words of "I don't have time to die; I'm too busy" which probably was adapted into some nice comedy movies for the Imperial citizenry (those that can afford to watch movies or study history in the first place, at least). A good example of how no matter how bad the Imperium gets, it could always be (and has been) worse. What a cunt. But don't worry because the imperium won't get any worse because Gee Dubs won't advance the story.
Age of Apostasy
Even before taking power, Vandire got his way to becoming Master of the Administratum by back-stabbing, bribery and assassination.
When the current Ecclesiarch died, He managed to wrangle his own choice of Ecclesiarch into the grimdark Vatican, who ended up being the weakest guy to ever serve in the role. Thus when confidence in the church started to plummet he actually had a case for storming the palace, where apparently the space-pope was involved in some sort of debauchery that would put even the Borgias to shame. So he pronounced the Ecclesiarch guilty and took the job himself - what a hero
Reign of Blood
Absolute power corrupts absolutely, especially when the guy claiming the power was corrupt already.
Vandire went insane (if he wasn't already) with power, and started claiming that he spoke with the voice of the Emperor himself, basically a "whatever I say, goes" and started getting clerks to write down whatever he said at all times.
He got himself a holographic map of the galaxy and started pointing at it and issuing crazy edicts:
- Purging all gingers from some worlds populations (no we're not kidding)
- People from some worlds were forbidden from looking at the sky
- Virus Bombing some planets with gene-viruses to eliminate imagined mutations
- Enslaving all female children below 12 years old.
- Setting up Servo-Skulls everywhere to record citizens movements and conversations.