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Dreadnoughts apparently don't protect you from being a crotchety old man. '''Grandpa Dreadnought''' is mostly confused as to why you're here, who the fuck you are, and if you're trying to loot his house, because he's not dead yet. Paranoia has led him to wire high explosives into the foundation and supports of his house. '''Just in Case.''' | |||
He has a great hate of lawyers, who consistently try to execute his will and strip him of his possessions, and bears. However if you help him get rid of the bears, he'll give you the key to his liquor cabinet (full of fine rare wines) in his will, if the goddamn bears wouldn't stop breaking into it. | He has a great hate of lawyers, who consistently try to execute his will and strip him of his possessions, and bears. However if you help him get rid of the bears, he'll give you the key to his liquor cabinet (full of fine rare wines) in his will, if the goddamn bears wouldn't stop breaking into it. | ||
And whatever you do, don't mess with his turnip garden. | Recently Grandpa got an upgrade to Venerable Dreadnought, much to the concern of those who have seen the Wall of Fire his new flamer can make. | ||
And whatever you do, don't mess with his turnip garden. Which is just starting to grow back after being sacrificed in a Chili Cook-off. | |||
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Revision as of 18:08, 13 July 2009
Dreadnoughts apparently don't protect you from being a crotchety old man. Grandpa Dreadnought is mostly confused as to why you're here, who the fuck you are, and if you're trying to loot his house, because he's not dead yet. Paranoia has led him to wire high explosives into the foundation and supports of his house. Just in Case.
He has a great hate of lawyers, who consistently try to execute his will and strip him of his possessions, and bears. However if you help him get rid of the bears, he'll give you the key to his liquor cabinet (full of fine rare wines) in his will, if the goddamn bears wouldn't stop breaking into it.
Recently Grandpa got an upgrade to Venerable Dreadnought, much to the concern of those who have seen the Wall of Fire his new flamer can make.
And whatever you do, don't mess with his turnip garden. Which is just starting to grow back after being sacrificed in a Chili Cook-off.
