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[[Image:Hasbro.png|thumb|right]]'''Hasbro''' owns [[Wizards of the Coast]] and are much beloved by WotC fanboys everywhere for providing a convenient scapegoat every time somebody dares criticize Wizards and their policies. Wallet-raping business strategy? Hasbro wants more money. Complete avoidance of somewhat "unwholesome" topics? Hasbro wants it more kid-friendly. Books released with glaringly obvious errors and little testing? Hasbro forced Wizards to rush it out. Licenses that stop just shy of giving Wizards the right to [[Anal | [[Image:Hasbro.png|thumb|right]]'''Hasbro''' owns [[Wizards of the Coast]] and are much beloved by WotC fanboys everywhere for providing a convenient scapegoat every time somebody dares criticize Wizards and their policies. Wallet-raping business strategy? Hasbro wants more money. Complete avoidance of somewhat "unwholesome" topics? Hasbro wants it more kid-friendly. Books released with glaringly obvious errors and little testing? Hasbro forced Wizards to rush it out. Licenses that stop just shy of giving Wizards the right to [[Anal circumference|anally rape]] anyone stupid enough to sign them? Hasbro's lawyers' idea. | ||
Regardless of whose fault these things ultimately are, however, that does not make them suck any less for the rest of us. | Regardless of whose fault these things ultimately are, however, that does not make them suck any less for the rest of us. | ||
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Revision as of 20:28, 6 August 2008
Hasbro owns Wizards of the Coast and are much beloved by WotC fanboys everywhere for providing a convenient scapegoat every time somebody dares criticize Wizards and their policies. Wallet-raping business strategy? Hasbro wants more money. Complete avoidance of somewhat "unwholesome" topics? Hasbro wants it more kid-friendly. Books released with glaringly obvious errors and little testing? Hasbro forced Wizards to rush it out. Licenses that stop just shy of giving Wizards the right to anally rape anyone stupid enough to sign them? Hasbro's lawyers' idea.
Regardless of whose fault these things ultimately are, however, that does not make them suck any less for the rest of us.