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{{xenos}}[[Image:hе<!---->resy_vein-popping.png|thumb|right|hе<!---->resy must be regarded with the appropriate seriousness.]]
[[Image:Heresy_vein-popping.png|thumb|right|Heresy must be regarded with the appropriate seriousness.]]
In the most basic WH40K sense, hе<!---->resy is the most severe accusation the Imperium could accuse you of which is mostly punishable by death. hе<!---->resy is mostly  willingly consorting with [[Chaos]], which the Imperium gravely forbids and anyone guilty of merely saying anything good about Chaos will merit a fist-fuck of Inquisitorial proportions. The others are basically anything against the Imperial Creed which is pretty much everything not related to the veneration of the [[Empra]].
In the most basic WH40K sense, heresy is the most severe accusation the Imperium could accuse you of which is mostly punishable by death. Heresy is mostly  willingly consorting with [[Chaos]], which the Imperium gravely forbids and anyone guilty of merely saying anything good about Chaos will merit a fist-fuck of Inquisitorial proportions. The others are basically anything against the Imperial Creed which is pretty much everything not related to the veneration of the [[Empra]].


In very, ''very'' rare cases, the Imperium COULD probably forgive you for hе<!---->resy, depending on the person who's judging you and the sheer gravity of your offense. But if they could forgive you, you'll most probably end up as a lobotomized servitor or be attached to some other kind of mechanical contraption that will ultimately result in you being killed, except you became useful BEFORE accepting the inevitable. [[Fuklaw]] KNOWS what it is, and he knows when you commit it. That's when he kills you. [[Dark hе<!---->resy]] is a particularly good PNP game set in the 40k universe.  On /tg/ it's usually used as a substitute for a "censored" sign over [[NSFW]] material posted. That is, if anyone actually bothers censoring it.
In very, ''very'' rare cases, the Imperium COULD probably forgive you for heresy, depending on the person who's judging you and the sheer gravity of your offense. But if they could forgive you, you'll most probably end up as a lobotomized servitor or be attached to some other kind of mechanical contraption that will ultimately result in you being killed, except you became useful BEFORE accepting the inevitable. [[Fuklaw]] KNOWS what it is, and he knows when you commit it. That's when he kills you. [[Dark Heresy]] is a particularly good PNP game set in the 40k universe.  On /tg/ it's usually used as a substitute for a "censored" sign over [[NSFW]] material posted. That is, if anyone actually bothers censoring it.


==What IS hе<!---->resy?==
==What IS heresy?==
[[File:1289624777422.jpg|200px|thumb|It's all around you]]
[[File:1289624777422.jpg|200px|thumb|It's all around you]]
The Imperium realizes that hе<!---->resy is a serious matter that must be explained with great detail from the lowliest servant to the highest Commander. And so with the aid of the most wise Inquisition and holy Ecclasiarchy, they have defined what is hе<!---->resy in the eyes of our immortal God-Emperor:
The Imperium realizes that Heresy is a serious matter that must be explained with great detail from the lowliest servant to the highest Commander. And so with the aid of the most wise Inquisition and holy Ecclasiarchy, they have defined what is heresy in the eyes of our immortal God-Emperor:
*EVERYTHING IS hе<!---->resy
*EVERYTHING IS HERESY
*<s>EVERYTHING</s> '''hе<!---->resy.  *BLAM*'''
*<s>EVERYTHING</s> '''HERESY.  *BLAM*'''


==Extra hе<!---->resy==
==Extra heresy==
[[File:Test.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Furries, the most common source of extra hе<!---->resy]]
[[File:Test.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Furries, the most common source of extra heresy]]
Extra hе<!---->resy is a decree recently enacted by local Commissar [[Fuklaw]]. While we're still a bit sketchy on the details, it is clearly mentioned that [[LCB|Xenos love]] is Extra heretical but it is a well known fact that anything remotely related to [[Furry|furfaggatory]] is extra heretical.....weeelll unless you're one of the [[Space Wolves]], anyway. Punishment is still the generic execution by your local [[commissar]]... those dic{{BLAM}} -Most virtuous and excellent officers of the Emperor.
Extra heresy is a decree recently enacted by local Commissar [[Fuklaw]]. While we're still a bit sketchy on the details, it is clearly mentioned that [[LCB|Xenos love]] is Extra heretical but it is a well known fact that anything remotely related to [[Furry|furfaggatory]] is extra heretical.....weeelll unless you're one of the [[Space Wolves]], anyway. Punishment is still the generic execution by your local [[commissar]]... those dic{{BLAM}} -Most virtuous and excellent officers of the Emperor.


[[Matt Ward]] and his [[Khornate Knights]] are, without a doubt, Extra hе<!---->resy. Just get out of Games Workshop you... You... '''DOUBLE HERETIC'''!
[[Matt Ward]] and his [[Khornate Knights]] are, without a doubt, Extra Heresy. Just get out of Games Workshop you... You... '''DOUBLE HERETIC'''!


==What isn't heretical==
==What isn't heretical==
[[Image:hе<!---->resy meter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Imperium's patented hе<!---->resy detector.]]
[[Image:Heresy meter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Imperium's patented heresy detector.]]
Much like the whole Rule 34 and Rule 35 gig, there are a few things that aren't hе<!---->resy. Here's a short and general list:
Much like the whole Rule 34 and Rule 35 gig, there are a few things that aren't heresy. Here's a short and general list:
*The [[Emperor|immortal God-Emperor of man]]
*The [[Emperor|immortal God-Emperor of man]]
*Veneration of the immortal Emperor
*Veneration of the immortal Emperor
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
<gallery>
<gallery>
Image:hе<!---->resyStamp.png|The Official Imperial Stamp O' hе<!---->resy
Image:HeresyStamp.png|The Official Imperial Stamp O' Heresy
Image:Fucklaw.jpg|Commissar Fuklaw wants to explain a few things to you about hе<!---->resy.
Image:Fucklaw.jpg|Commissar Fuklaw wants to explain a few things to you about Heresy.
Image:hе<!---->resy-explained2.jpg|Deliciously heretical.
Image:Heresy-explained.jpg|Heresy and you
Image:Nothе<!---->resy.jpg|Not hе<!---->resy.
Image:Heresy-explained2.jpg|Deliciously heretical.
Image:hе<!---->resy.jpg
Image:Notheresy.jpg|Not heresy.
Image:hе<!---->resyComic.jpg|What IS hе<!---->resy?
Image:Heresy.jpg
Image:hе<!---->resyHorus.jpg|Pro-hе<!---->resy
Image:HeresyComic.jpg|What IS heresy?
File:Beach Bitch.jpg|When viewing this image if the first thing that comes to your mind isn't '''target practice''' or '''hе<!---->resy''', then please report to your nearest morale officer for execution.
Image:HeresyHorus.jpg|Pro-heresy
File:Hairy hе<!---->resy.jpg|Should not want...
File:Beach Bitch.jpg|When viewing this image if the first thing that comes to your mind isn't '''target practice''' or '''heresy''', then please report to your nearest morale officer for execution.
Image:Emperor s will be done pt26a by dustygrafix-d3efy6s.jpg|hе<!---->resy at it's finest..in a horrifying and heretical way, of course.
File:Hairy Heresy.jpg|Should not want...
Image:Emperor s will be done pt26a by dustygrafix-d3efy6s.jpg|Heresy at it's finest..in a horrifying and heretical way, of course.
</gallery>
</gallery>
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*[[Chakat]]
*[[Chakat]]
*[[Cake]]
*[[Cake]]
*[[:Category:hе<!---->resy]]
*[[:Category:Heresy]]




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Revision as of 17:46, 18 September 2011

Heresy must be regarded with the appropriate seriousness.

In the most basic WH40K sense, heresy is the most severe accusation the Imperium could accuse you of which is mostly punishable by death. Heresy is mostly willingly consorting with Chaos, which the Imperium gravely forbids and anyone guilty of merely saying anything good about Chaos will merit a fist-fuck of Inquisitorial proportions. The others are basically anything against the Imperial Creed which is pretty much everything not related to the veneration of the Empra.

In very, very rare cases, the Imperium COULD probably forgive you for heresy, depending on the person who's judging you and the sheer gravity of your offense. But if they could forgive you, you'll most probably end up as a lobotomized servitor or be attached to some other kind of mechanical contraption that will ultimately result in you being killed, except you became useful BEFORE accepting the inevitable. Fuklaw KNOWS what it is, and he knows when you commit it. That's when he kills you. Dark Heresy is a particularly good PNP game set in the 40k universe. On /tg/ it's usually used as a substitute for a "censored" sign over NSFW material posted. That is, if anyone actually bothers censoring it.

What IS heresy?

It's all around you

The Imperium realizes that Heresy is a serious matter that must be explained with great detail from the lowliest servant to the highest Commander. And so with the aid of the most wise Inquisition and holy Ecclasiarchy, they have defined what is heresy in the eyes of our immortal God-Emperor:

  • EVERYTHING IS HERESY
  • EVERYTHING HERESY. *BLAM*

Extra heresy

Furries, the most common source of extra heresy

Extra heresy is a decree recently enacted by local Commissar Fuklaw. While we're still a bit sketchy on the details, it is clearly mentioned that Xenos love is Extra heretical but it is a well known fact that anything remotely related to furfaggatory is extra heretical.....weeelll unless you're one of the Space Wolves, anyway. Punishment is still the generic execution by your local commissar... those dic*BLAM* -Most virtuous and excellent officers of the Emperor.

Matt Ward and his Khornate Knights are, without a doubt, Extra Heresy. Just get out of Games Workshop you... You... DOUBLE HERETIC!

What isn't heretical

The Imperium's patented heresy detector.

Much like the whole Rule 34 and Rule 35 gig, there are a few things that aren't heresy. Here's a short and general list:

  • The immortal God-Emperor of man
  • Veneration of the immortal Emperor
  • Dying for the Emperor in the most awesomesauce way possible.
  • Brutally torturing and slaughtering heaps of xenos, mutants and heretics, for the Emperor.
  • Building gigantic cathedral's of worship the size of sky scrapers for the Emperor.
  • Praising of the Emperor.
  • Why are you still reading this instead of venerating the motherfucking Emperor?! You must be a heretic for having doubt! Die heretic scum!*BLAM*

Gallery

  • The Official Imperial Stamp O' Heresy
    The Official Imperial Stamp O' Heresy
  • Commissar Fuklaw wants to explain a few things to you about Heresy.
    Commissar Fuklaw wants to explain a few things to you about Heresy.
  • Heresy and you
    Heresy and you
  • Deliciously heretical.
    Deliciously heretical.
  • Not heresy.
    Not heresy.
  • What IS heresy?
    What IS heresy?
  • Pro-heresy
    Pro-heresy
  • When viewing this image if the first thing that comes to your mind isn't target practice or heresy, then please report to your nearest morale officer for execution.
    When viewing this image if the first thing that comes to your mind isn't target practice or heresy, then please report to your nearest morale officer for execution.
  • Should not want...
    Should not want...
  • Heresy at it's finest..in a horrifying and heretical way, of course.
    Heresy at it's finest..in a horrifying and heretical way, of course.

See Also


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