History of Traditional Gaming

6000 B.C.

• People toss sheep knuckles to entertain themselves.
• Pick Up Sticks is probably invented.

5000 B.C.

• The cubic d6 is invented in Sumer. The first FLGS opens shortly thereafter. They sell a backgammon like race game.
• Go is invented in China (estimated).

3000 B.C.

• Lady Puabi of Ur is a boardgame fan. Boardgames and d4s were interred along with her body. One of the games is Senet, another very early version of Backgammon.
• The Chinese invent the dice tray, rolling their dice into pottery bowls to keep track of them (probably because they kept knocking over the miniatures)
• In India, stick dice are in wide use. Like a huge toothpick with flat sides. Most of the ones found were 4 sided.

1500 B.C.

• Native Americans and early Inuit ancestors also used stick dice. This is the earliest evidence of Indian Casinos.

1000 B.C.

• The Greeks design more intricate polyhedral dice than the 4 and 6 sided ones previously made. an 8 sider and 12 sider join the ranks. Greek Soldiers are punished with buttsex when caught playing Ares and Argonauts while on guard duty. This becomes widespread. Some people theorize that anal rape was far too lenient a punishment for playing a d12 based system, while others say the system was punishment enough. That's for the philosophers to decide.

500 B.C.

• Parcheesi is invented in India. No really.

75 A.D.

• The first weighted dice are made in Pompeii. These have little bits of lead in them to make certain numbers come up more often. The jig was up 4 years later when someone was caught using the bogus dice to gyp people out of their chariot payments. The resultant nerdrage was horrific.

100 A.D.

• Romans invent the Slavepunk genre. Glass d20s are being made, and now gaming is becoming part of the artisan circuit.
• Xiangqi is invented in China, it's like a cross between Go and Chess, but Chess won't be invented for another 400 years. So that last sentence made no sense.

300-500 A.D.

• Chinese invent dominoes. It's basically a flat dice game, and a predecessor to Mahjong

500-900 A.D.

• Chess is invented in India, only it's called Chaturanga. It's slightly more complicated than Chess as we know it today.
• Vikings begin making dice from antlers and from the bones of their enemies. Vikings are fucking badass.

900- A.D.

• Feudal Europe is heavy with dicing games, with some people even betting their life on the roll of the bones. Many people diced themselves into slavery. To be caught cheating was often instant death. Knights and ladies often diced, and there were even guilds of dicers. (I am so not making that up)

12th Century A.D.

• Playing cards are invented in China.

1278 A.D.

• Cards become known in Europe around this time, possibly coming from Egypt. The phrase "I'd tap that." comes into use.

1800s A.D.

• Mahjong invented in China. Those Chinese sure do like to make games huh?