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'''Hoeth, Lord of Wisdom''' was the [[High Elf|Elf]]/[[Eldar]] god of progress, curiosity, and paperwork. Most of the knowledge known by the good races (reading, writing, gravity, how to sail, and so forth) was granted by Hoeth directly. There's two versions of WHY Hoeth did this. The first, because that's a good thing and he's a nice guy. The second, because knowledge is the stuff of LIBERALS and thus the enemy of conservatives and religious nutcases. To support the second theory is the fact that Asuryan, god of among other things tradition and the right to rule because nobody has ever questioned why he's allowed to rule, torched Hoeth's entire personal library as revenge for it. But since Hoeth had invented magic computers by this point he gave no fucks.
'''Hoeth, Lord of Wisdom''' was the [[High Elf (Warhammer Fantasy Battle)|Elf]]/[[Eldar]] god of progress, curiosity, and paperwork. Most of the knowledge known by the good races (reading, writing, gravity, how to sail, and so forth) was granted by Hoeth directly. There's two versions of WHY Hoeth did this. The first, because that's a good thing and he's a nice guy. The second, because knowledge is the stuff of LIBERALS and thus the enemy of conservatives and religious nutcases. To support the second theory is the fact that Asuryan, god of among other things tradition and the right to rule because nobody has ever questioned why he's allowed to rule, torched Hoeth's entire personal library as revenge for it. But since Hoeth had invented magic computers by this point he gave no fucks.  
Wizards and scientists presumably have a great deal of respect for him, and the capital of [[Ulthuah|Saphery]] as well as the giant fucking tower there (which is the location of the center of magical internet and [[Blood Bowl|magical television]]) is named after him.  


==40k Version==
Wizards and scientists presumably have a great deal of respect for him, and the capital of [[Saphery]] as well as the giant fucking tower there (which is the location of the center of magical internet and [[Blood Bowl|magical television]]) is named after him.
Nothing is known about the 40k version of Hoeth. Presumably, he was identical to his 40k version until he was raped in every orifice and eaten by [[Slaanesh]]. [[Tzeentch]] may have had interest in him, but anything but Slaaensh involvement is pure fanfiction.
 
== Warhammer 40,000 ==
Nothing is known about the [[Warhammer 40,000]] version of Hoeth (or if he existed). Presumably, he was identical to his 40k version until he was raped in every orifice and eaten by [[Slaanesh]]. [[Tzeentch]] may have had interest in him, but anything but Slaanesh's involvement is pure fanfiction.


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Revision as of 16:30, 22 December 2013

Hoeth, Lord of Wisdom was the Elf/Eldar god of progress, curiosity, and paperwork. Most of the knowledge known by the good races (reading, writing, gravity, how to sail, and so forth) was granted by Hoeth directly. There's two versions of WHY Hoeth did this. The first, because that's a good thing and he's a nice guy. The second, because knowledge is the stuff of LIBERALS and thus the enemy of conservatives and religious nutcases. To support the second theory is the fact that Asuryan, god of among other things tradition and the right to rule because nobody has ever questioned why he's allowed to rule, torched Hoeth's entire personal library as revenge for it. But since Hoeth had invented magic computers by this point he gave no fucks.

Wizards and scientists presumably have a great deal of respect for him, and the capital of Saphery as well as the giant fucking tower there (which is the location of the center of magical internet and magical television) is named after him.

Warhammer 40,000

Nothing is known about the Warhammer 40,000 version of Hoeth (or if he existed). Presumably, he was identical to his 40k version until he was raped in every orifice and eaten by Slaanesh. Tzeentch may have had interest in him, but anything but Slaanesh's involvement is pure fanfiction.