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The standard book carried by ALL [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsmen]]. The book, like the steel balls, is standard issue to all recruits. Failure to present it upon request may result in [[Commissar|getting shot]]. This Book basically tells the infantryman that his [[lasgun|weapons]] are the best in the [[41st millenium|universe]] and WILL kill anything with ONE shot.(Guardsman charges a [[Chaos Space Marines|Chaos Space Marine]], firing full-auto. The guardsman watches his lasfire harmlessly patter off the cursed armor, as he stops just 3 feet from the 10 ft. tall killing machine.... the Chaos Marine reaches out... and grabbes the poor Guardsman, and pops his skull like a egg and throws his body to the ground... [[Kharn|'''BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!''']] the Fallen Marine roars and runs off to kill more | The standard book carried by ALL [[Imperial Guard|Imperial Guardsmen]]. The book, like the steel balls, is standard issue to all recruits. Failure to present it upon request may result in [[Commissar|getting shot]]. This Book basically tells the infantryman that his [[lasgun|weapons]] are the best in the [[41st millenium|universe]] and WILL kill anything with ONE shot.(Guardsman charges a [[Chaos Space Marines|Chaos Space Marine]], firing full-auto. The guardsman watches his lasfire harmlessly patter off the cursed armor, as he stops just 3 feet from the 10 ft. tall killing machine.... the Chaos Marine reaches out... and grabbes the poor Guardsman, and pops his skull like a egg and throws his body to the ground... [[Kharn|'''BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!''']] the Fallen Marine roars and runs off to kill more Slaves of the [[Emperor|Corpse God]]...... As another Guardsman watches. "Damn!! Steve just got '''PAW3D'''!!!!" | ||
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The standard book carried by ALL Imperial Guardsmen. The book, like the steel balls, is standard issue to all recruits. Failure to present it upon request may result in getting shot. This Book basically tells the infantryman that his weapons are the best in the universe and WILL kill anything with ONE shot.(Guardsman charges a Chaos Space Marine, firing full-auto. The guardsman watches his lasfire harmlessly patter off the cursed armor, as he stops just 3 feet from the 10 ft. tall killing machine.... the Chaos Marine reaches out... and grabbes the poor Guardsman, and pops his skull like a egg and throws his body to the ground... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!! the Fallen Marine roars and runs off to kill more Slaves of the Corpse God...... As another Guardsman watches. "Damn!! Steve just got PAW3D!!!!"