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Revision as of 12:03, 6 September 2013
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A story about Lofn and the reborn Star Child falling in love. Why, you ask? Why not?
Prologue
Dee dee doo du dee dee doo du dee dee doo du da!
“FOR FUCKS SAKE NURGLE.”
“Sorry, I have to take this. You know how Isha is.”
“Oh boy, here we go.”
“HELLO? NO I’M PLAYING CARDS.”
“…why does he do this shit?”
“You’re asking the wrong warp entities, human.”
“NO IT’S RUBBISH. SLAANESH CAN’T WIN A HAND FOR SHIT.”
“HAH!”
“YEAH. YEAH. NO KHORNE IS JUST AS BAD.”
“Fufufu…”
“RIGHT. CHAO! …Well, I have to bail. Sorry all.”
“Typical, right when I call your bluff. Remind me why I let you have Isha again?”
“Because I kicked your girly ass?”
“WHAT A PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A CHAOS GOD!”
“…Okay, that’s it. You and I are going to have a little talk, Khorne.”
With a snap of her fingers, Slaanesh and Khorne vanished, leaving the others alone at the card table set in the middle of the Formless Wastes.
“They finally got a room… Anyways… I’ll see you later Zeech, Lil’E.”
Nurgle faded away, and the two remaining simply stared at one another.
“…Must be nice, having someone to care about…” muttered Tzeentch, waving his feathery hand to dismiss the table and chairs, save the ones they occupied.
“Sucks to be you, I guess” shot back the Star Child, idly picking at his fingernails.
“Since when did you get a mate? I thought your little arrangement with that redhead eldar didn’t work out. Just as planned, I might add.”
“Save it. If you really must know, I’m seeing another eldar. Well, half of one anyways.”
“You’re joking”
“Do I LOOK like I’m joking?”
“No, you look like a pubescent, golden monkey.”
“And you wonder why no one likes you.”
“…Fair point. Fine, tell me about it. I’ve got nothing else to do, since Eldrad decided to be a dick this week.”
The Star Child sighed, waving his hand to transform his chair into a replica of the Golden Throne. “Might as well get comfortable, this could take a while.”
Chapter One
Soon (TM)