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<tt> ''Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.''


- Stalin </tt>
Knight Commander Pask is considered one of the Imperial Guard's most renowned tank aces. A [[hero of the Imperium]] of Man and a constant presence within the armoured regiments of the Cadian Shock Troops, Pask is one of the most skilled tank commanders ever to grace a Leman Russ Tank. He has commanded these behemoths through hundreds of campaigns, with his reputation continuing to grow with each victory. Over the decades Pask has commanded all variants of the Leman Russ and has mastered them all. He knows the capabilities and limits of each and every weapons system these mighty war machines can mount. It is a brave fool indeed who strays into his gun-sights, even [[awesome|Titans]]. Pask has also had his tank blown to bits out from under him dozens of times, but has somehow managed to survive each and every time to find a new Leman Russ and rechristen it the ''Hand of Steel'', same as every previous tank he's commanded.
 
Knight Commander Pask and his trusty Pussy Punisher are renowned aross the <strike>Star Trek Universe</strike> 40k Universe.
 
Pask's first main victory was on Cyris, when the Cadian 423rd Armoured Regiment battled against Waaagh! Gutcutta. During the battle, Pask rammed his massive 'Lascannon' into the rear end of an Ork Bonecruncha. The power of his ht, sticky 'las bolt' produced from the tip of his mighty 'Lascannon' was too much for the young Ork Bonecruncha and it promptly exploded after Papa Bonecrusha found out that his little girl was pregnant.
 
== Haytor's Massive Hole ==
 
Pask's mighty 'battle tank' was sliced from his body by Slaanesh worshipping Eldar on the world of Haytor's Hole. However, the Imperium's advanced prosthetic technology, a new robotic 'battle tank' was granted to Pask despite the offer of a Baneblade sized prosthetic.
 
== Titanicus Penetratus ==
 
During the Saint Cyllia Massacres, Pask was responsible for the destruction of the Ravager-Class Titan Damnation Eternus, this was achieved when Pask's monstrous 'battle cannon' penetrated deep into the Titan's plasma reactor.

Revision as of 05:59, 21 November 2016

He'll be too old for this shit when he says so, and not a moment before.

Knight Commander Pask is considered one of the Imperial Guard's most renowned tank aces. A hero of the Imperium of Man and a constant presence within the armoured regiments of the Cadian Shock Troops, Pask is one of the most skilled tank commanders ever to grace a Leman Russ Tank. He has commanded these behemoths through hundreds of campaigns, with his reputation continuing to grow with each victory. Over the decades Pask has commanded all variants of the Leman Russ and has mastered them all. He knows the capabilities and limits of each and every weapons system these mighty war machines can mount. It is a brave fool indeed who strays into his gun-sights, even Titans. Pask has also had his tank blown to bits out from under him dozens of times, but has somehow managed to survive each and every time to find a new Leman Russ and rechristen it the Hand of Steel, same as every previous tank he's commanded.

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