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''Some'' 40k enthusiasts will insist that [[Nurgle]] is a good god, who wants only the best for his worshippers and to armour them against the hurt of the universe.
''Some'' 40k enthusiasts will insist that [[Nurgle]] is a good god, who wants only the best for his worshippers and to armour them against the hurt of the universe.


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'''LUKE''' IS WHY.
'''LUKE''' IS WHY.


Luke is the most horrible creature ever to be produced by a combination of over-affectionate parents, bad hygiene, and sheer horrible horribleness [[Chris-Chan| wait one goddamn minute this sounds familiar]].
Luke is the most horrible creature ever to be produced by a combination of over-affectionate parents, bad hygiene, and sheer horrible horribleness [[Chris-Chan| wait one goddamn minute this sounds familiar]]. Luke is the closest [[/tg/]] has ever come to encountering [[Foulspawn]], complete with all the vomit-induction that implies. Luke goes beyond merely disgusting; the disgust he exudes moves ahead of him ''like a living thing,'' coating all nearby with unpleasantness.


I don't even know how to describe him properly. Just... just read the threads. Read the threads and ''be afraid''.
The penultimate example of [[That Guy]], Luke is so absolutely vile that he defies classification... Just... Just read the threads. Read the threads and ''be afraid''.


http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6898745/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6898745/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6910746/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6910746/

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Some 40k enthusiasts will insist that Nurgle is a good god, who wants only the best for his worshippers and to armour them against the hurt of the universe.

THEY ARE WRONG.

LUKE IS WHY.

Luke is the most horrible creature ever to be produced by a combination of over-affectionate parents, bad hygiene, and sheer horrible horribleness wait one goddamn minute this sounds familiar. Luke is the closest /tg/ has ever come to encountering Foulspawn, complete with all the vomit-induction that implies. Luke goes beyond merely disgusting; the disgust he exudes moves ahead of him like a living thing, coating all nearby with unpleasantness.

The penultimate example of That Guy, Luke is so absolutely vile that he defies classification... Just... Just read the threads. Read the threads and be afraid.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6898745/ http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/6910746/